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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.8 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: Mar 22, 2016 @ 9:47am
Updated: Feb 4, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Well first up, WARNING: This game doesn't work in fullscreen, it just locks your system up. Developers apparently didn't bother testing on anything but a junky old 1080p monitor.

Artwork style in the game rating out of 10: MSPaint. Seriously, the graphics are that bad.

Gameplay: Well it's like Wizball (kind of - instead of bouncing, you're sticky and badly animated) from the 1980s but competitive and not particularly fun or interesting. There's no real story mode, you just go through levels competing against other players or the AI. You roll around the walls of the map and collect diamonds to get more points than the other guy. In the era of Grand Theft Auto 5, Ark, The Witcher 3, Skyrim, Star Citizen, and so many other incredible games, they give us MSPaint with sticky balls. Correction, they ask for us to pay them for sticky balls, it's not even free. Even if it was free, you wouldn't want it.

Technical stuff: Absolutely atrocious - doesn't work on modern systems. Video options are limited to turning off the background and running the game in full screen. Bonus: If you run windowed, and switch out, the game locks up and stays stuck in foreground. Alt+F4 is your friend, thankfully. Kudos to the developers for allowing us to exit the game.

Don't buy this. Play one of the F2P games from the Steam store instead.
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