> Get up this morning
> Roommate is not around
> I'mokaywiththis.jpg
> Go to take a shower
> Bathroom door opens
> Roommate walks in chanting some weird shit
> Ask him what he's saying
> Just keeps chanting
> Look around shower curtian
> Roommate is standing there with some book and a lighter
> Whatthefuckisthis.avi
> Roommate tries to set shower curtian on fire
> Start to panic
> See shampoo bottle with some spaghetti still hanging out
> Throw spaghetti bottle at roommate
> Roommate yells at me
> He needs to sacrifice me to Cthulhu for his job interview
> hellno.gif
> Convince him to sacrifice our professor instead
> Doesn't know where the professor is so he sets the fucking dorm on fire
> PYRO, NOOOO
> Dive out window
> 5th floor room
> Low health, call doktor
> Doktor is fucking asleep
> call again
> tiny scout picks up
> sup
> DOKTOR
> medic's dead pal, sorry
> MEDIC
> He's frickin' dead, you moron
> ENGINEER
> tiny scout puts engineer on
> Howdy pardner
> POOTISPENCER HERE
> nope.
> mfw

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