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r u avin a giggle m8

John Doe

Seattle, Washington, United States 

I'll bash yer fookin ead in i swear on me mum

So I guess I should tell you a little bit about my self.

One time I was a pirate but that was a long time ago, before I was pecked in the leg by an angry vulture. I swear to god I am never going to go back to cuba again. My life is over there. I still can't believe I have all these buckets of Opium left over from the clothing store operation.

After leaving cuba, I moved on to Oceania. I'm not sure which island, because I landed on it after a plane crash. I spent five months there developing my basket weaving skills and honing my marble playing skills, until I was good and ready to BEAT that gang leader at the Marble Tournament to win my freedom off the island. It was tough, but after a good 30 rounds I beat him by five points. He only gave me a weeks supply of Guavas and a boat and sent me on my way. I washed up on the shores of Toronto three weeks later.

It was there I met the King of Canada, Keanu Reeves. He offered me some pills and taught me how to dodge bullets. It was pretty cool. Sadly, he only knew how to dodge bullets, and not spiky pieces of clay. He died in my arms and I vowed that night to avenge him. I took up the mantle of Shark-man, because sharks are scary, and I wanted to scare criminals. My side kick was Michael J "The Fox" Fox, and together we took down a criminal organization called "The Vancouver Canucks". Remember that big-ass riot that was in canada? Yeah, that was really a huge street fight between The Vancouver Canucks and me and the police force. It was later made into a movie called "The Dark Knight Rises".

I became so famous in Canada, that I even met Scott Pilgrim, the President! Unfortunately he banished me from Canada because he was scared of sharks. It was a sad day. I had to say good bye to my side kick, Michael, who was not allowed to accompany me on my journey to Seattle because no real Canadian can leave Canada. (This is due to the fact that all the freedom in the USA starts to burn their skin, and it hurts them. People like Justin Beiber and Lady GaGa can deal with this because they are not really human. People like Michael Bubble [his birthname] do not actually leave Canada, and just trick people into thinking they do).

After leaving Canada I made my way by horse down to Seattle, the closest thing to Canada, and set up a small coffee shop, which is quite successful (looks like all that opium actually has some use). I now live my life here, and have been doing so for quite some time. I recently have found a lost map in my cellar and I plan to find what it leads to, so who knows what awaits me in the future!

Right now I just draw pictures.

My Artwork!
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AwesomeBurger Apr 10, 2013 @ 4:34pm 
howd it get burned
Creepy Moolester Man Apr 8, 2013 @ 9:02pm 
I was saving it 'cause I got nausiated from that pre-cooked mini-mall rotisary chicken.
AwesomeBurger Jul 5, 2011 @ 2:39pm 
HAHAHAHAHA
Keygentlemen Jul 2, 2011 @ 12:30pm 
[ Insert unfunny comment here ]

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