39 people found this review helpful
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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 56.2 hrs on record (26.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: Dec 29, 2014 @ 9:22pm
Updated: Dec 31, 2014 @ 11:48pm

Best survival game ever.
1st life: tried to make a feral dog my companion then died
2nd life: couldn’t find any food other than berries and mushrooms then died.
3rd life: ran into a fellow surviver. He wasn't so nice, then died.
4th life: Mellon Heads are mean… Then died.
5th life: Hiding behind cover didn’t work,then died.
6th life: couldn’t find cloths or fire to keep warm and died.
7th life: it didn’t stop raining so i got hypothermia and died
8th life: i tied to beat the crap out of a bad mutha but kept missing due to loss of blood and died.
9th life: some guy with a crow bar tried to attack me. After beating the crap out of him he ran so i tackled him and kicked him in the head till he died. I then cut him up into little tiny pieces, took his crowbar and moved on. 2 mellow heads found me, i beat them with the crow bar, cut them up, put them in a shopping cart i found, cooked them and ate them. Got in another fight, crushed his head, cut him up, and kept his meat around for later. Some guy with a .308 rifle heard me looting and followed my tracks. He shot me in the gut while i ran at him. I ducked behind some cover and bandaged up before moved up from cover to cover until i could stab him with a pointy stick. I killed the guy with the gun and survived the gunshot wound only to later die from it getting infected.

Long story short, get a melee skill. You'll need it. You'll die a lot but eventually you'll get lucky, kill someone, and eat their corpse for survival. This game is really hardcore survival so prepare to cry a little bit. Just keep strong, never loose hope, have fun and just maybe you'll survive.

Cons:
-Theres lots of BAD random encounters that you want to try your luck on but DONT. If something even SEEMS like a bad idea. Thats because it is and you WILL DIE.
-i wish is was a mobile app so i could play it all day.
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2 Comments
distended Aug 11, 2017 @ 8:19am 
It is a mobile app fyi
thegodsend Feb 28, 2015 @ 1:32pm 
Why are people voting thumbs up on this? It’s hardly a review. This isn’t Facebook. This isn’t write some mindless, repetitive and overdone joke forum. This is supposed to be a review. All I did is clone what other people did. This review system is the real joke.