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"Look, dear", he says, "this is the cow I have sex with when you're sick"
The wife says: "If you weren't so stupid, you'd realize that that is a goat"
"Well, if YOU weren't that stupid, you'd realize I was talking to the goat"
Mexican goes "Ok, My phone green i pink it up, i say yellow
A cop pulls over a Mexican and the cop says "I thunk your an illeagle immagrant." and the mexicans says "No no, American citezen Amerian citizen!" And the cops says "Ok use the words green, pink and yellow is one sentance and in that order."
Mexican goes "Ok, My phone green i pink it up, i say yellow
Little Johnny replies "The feet miss"
So the teacher says "Why the feet?"
And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mummys bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh my God I'm coming'"