☭KiLLiNJoke-AWEEE!!!
Alexander Ploshnick
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I was prepared to go out in the blaze of glory. I hadn't planned on being saved

"Hypetrain" - a song about modern gamedevelopment

Youth of all our games is slowly vanishing,
Third Half-Life is never will be done,
I don't have no time nor patience for this mess
And the worst - of course - is yet to come

*chorus*
Mi-i-i-crotrans-a-a-ctions, downgraded gra-aphics,
Plot makes not fxckin sense just as dumb gameplay,
Bugs-just sh*tton of em - who the hell needs em fixed?
But don't you worry boy - here comes new hype train!

All your hopes will die at once with new release,
Devs will never miss their chance to miss,
Someone's a^^ as usual is set ablaze,
Other guys got simply used to this...

*chorus*

Casuals and shills from press are here at once,
All this mess is never gonna stop...
Just pre-order our awesome game, deeear booooy...
We will find a way to fxck you up!

*chorus*x2

Modestly translated impromptu from original russain version made by comrade PlagueDoctor
https://youtu.be/gB79ZYwoD0I

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1. Extremely fun
2. Teamplay saves the day
3. Melee weapons added
4. Mods of all sorts
5. Unites grim horror suspense and yolo-teamrush
6. Feeling of " I burned tank's ass wth molly, biled him, escaped the horde and entire enemy team and random zombies thru half of the map ALONE"
7. Zoey's "Almost there, almost there..."

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Comentários
lemon 9 ago. 2016 às 11:19 
Lovely supportive teammate... with an extreme lack of luck when it comes to him getting good teammates :) A pleasure to play (die) with.
serega.marckin 16 jan. 2015 às 0:56 
не, все правильно сделал. Я вот зацепил его, спам полез. Но потом вроде все норм вычистил.
★☆Swh1te☆★ 30 dez. 2014 às 2:27 
**_██_*。*.*/˛\ .˛* .˛.*.★* *★ 。* .˛.*.★.*С наступающим!
˛. (´• ̮•)*˛ °*/.♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____. *.˛*˛*˛*˛¯¯\/¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
.°( . • . )˛˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~＼*. ˛*. * .☻/ ˛* ˛. *。
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°..｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬╬ /▌
¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯` ´¯˜"*°´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°
★☆Swh1te☆★ 30 dez. 2014 às 2:26 
Пусть Новый Год звездой счастливой
Войдет в семейный Ваш уют,
Со старым годом торопливо
Пускай невзгоды все уйдут!
Пусть каждый день теплом согреет
И много счастья принесет,
И все сомнения развеет
Пришедший в полночь Новый Год!
Bel4 28 dez. 2014 às 3:46 
Киллин, спасибо огромнейшее за игушку и предновогоднее поздравление! Побед тебе в новом году, как в играх, так и в жизни!) Еще раз спасибо ;):summersun:
DEZERTIR 26 dez. 2014 às 3:44 
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