Cuddles loves to spread Christmas cheer ALL YEAR LONG! Sometimes cheer comes in the form of carefully hand crafted Cheer Bullets™ delivered by high powered, high velocity, and most importantly, HI-COST© Christmas quality guns! Other times cheer may come in the more Old Fashioned™ way of being tickled with oversized fuzzy mittens!

(Note: Cheer Corp™ is not responsible for any laughter induced deaths caused by their products)

If you don't like Christmas cheer, THEN EAT LEAD!™ LEAD™ bullets are delivered in the same way as any other Cheer Bullet™, but they are NON-HOLIDAY SPECIFIC! Any person of any denomination can enjoy LEAD™ bullets! More into Halloween today? EAT LEAD!™ Celebrate Kwanzaa? EAT AN EXTRA HELPING! Cuddles is dedicated to making you happy NO MATTER THE COST!®

(Note: COST!® may include, but is not limited to, any of the following - Drowning, Maiming, Decapitation, Burning, Explosives, Impalement, Blunt Force Trauma, Poisoning, or even Evisceration)

Call Cuddles if YOU need Christmas cheer in your life!

Also, other members in the Cheer Corps: Krispy the Kwanzaa Pyro, Noisy the New Year's Sniper, Osvald the Ocktoberfest Medic, Wick the Winter Pyro, Isaac the Independence Day Soldier, S.M.J the St. Patrick's Day Scout, Vittore the Valentines Day Spy, Inviction the Haloween Heavy, Magic Pancake the Easter Demoman. (Accepting applications)