Recent reviews by jadeux

Very clever game, huge fan. 100% recommend to anyone

Top-notch. Absolutely amazing

I like the concept and really wanted to like the game. However the UI clunkiness makes the game tedious in a way that's just poor design and doesn't have anything to do with criticizing existing pay to win games.

For example, most of the "premium" things which are required to progress make you to spend fake "real" money. Ok, got it, the point is you're forced to spend money to play the game. Trouble is you can only add 20 cents to your "real" money balance per click. It's not uncommon for a quest to require $50+ in "real" money. So have fun clicking a button literally hundreds of times whenever you do anything. There's absolutely no reason the pay to win games which this game is mocking wouldn't let you invest ludicrous amounts instantly.

Or take the "crafting" and item "reinforcement" systems. These exist purely to show how tacked on features exist purely to manipulate players into spending more money. Ok got it. To progress in this game you have to do these things a lot. But every time you have to drag several items from your inventory to the right spot in the interface. No right click to warp the item over, no shift+click, ctrl+click, etc. You literally have to click, move, drop. And half the time the item you're holding blocks a huge area under your cursor so you have to hope you're over the right box when you drop the item or the item warps back to your inventory. So grab thing 1 and carefully place it, thing 2, thing 3, click "craft". Then grab thing 1, thing 2, thing 3, click "craft". Do that 20 times plus the number of times you missed the right box. A pay to win game would make it as easy as possible to compulsively "craft" and sink cash into the game. Or even let you "craft" 100 times with one click or something.

All in all this game is so annoying that the humor is completely buried under the misery of interacting with the UI. Not worth your time.

Not sure why this game exists or why I bought it

Don't recommend. UI is a mess, impossible to tell where your troops are without randomly clicking around. Enemies appear out of the blue causing a constant game of whack-a-mole. I really wanted to like this but it's just tedious.

Great

Great

Very original, I've never played another game like this.

Great game, recommend looking at the guides here on Steam to clarify some mechanics

Top-notch. Everyone should play this.