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118.2 hrs on record (34.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A very good game. Plays alot like Warband but with much needed and liked QoL improvements. Sieges are no longer dull and repetitive and battles are much more engaging. AI is better overall, i have now a much thougher time (realistic settings) at beating others 1v1 than in Warband. Thought it is in Early Access, there are a few things that are lacking. AI when sieging is a bit clunky, I just jump over the wall and kill the guys manning the battering ram and they do not respond. Many bugs and performance issues, not game-breaking mind you, but nonetheless a bit of a pain. Quests are... well quests. Warband's quests are actually better than most other games, this one improves them somewhat with more variety but are still very dull and not worth it after the early game (figures).

Conclusion? It's a very good successor to Warband, and I would recommend it to anyone really, game is a bit slow in the beginning but other than that, everyone can enjoy something out of this game, if you are hesitant about performance and content, wait a bit.

Posted April 13, 2020.
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211.2 hrs on record (105.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Can we atleast get a functional anti-cheat?
Posted November 1, 2017. Last edited November 22, 2017.
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684.7 hrs on record (222.9 hrs at review time)
Playing England: Easiest campaign in the TW serie.
Playing Denmark: Oohh, a little bit more difficult.
Playing Scotland: Well him stuck with this tossbag!
Playing Sicily: GOLD! GOLD! GOOLLLLLDD! TROOPSSS! TRROOOPS!!! NORMAN KNIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!
Playing Milan: Let the real action start.
Playing Portugal: Gotta fight my way city by city!
Playing The Moors: كافر غبي، له التهديد الوحيد لك!!!!
Playing Hungary: Constantinople is such a nice city! I'll take it.
Playing Spain: Well f***.
Playing Poland: Look at all the beautiful land Russia has! F*** DAMN YOU HRE, YOU BACKSTABER ***** ****** *******!!!!
Playing Venice: HOoo come on! Pirates everywhere!!!
Playing France: À MINCE! Il me fallait justement 5 ennemis et une purge!
Playing The HRE(Holy Roman Empire): Why do I always get attacked by Milan and Denmark, AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
Playing Russia: Thats alot of grass, whoo look at all that cavalry, heading from Mongolia and Poland, and Hungary, some pesky infinite waves of rebels, him sure glad to have alot of space aaaaand its gone.
Playing The Byzantine Empire: PROTECT CONSTANTINOPLE AT ALL COST!!! F*** A JIHAD, F*** TURKS AGAIN!! F*** HUNGARY!!! F*** VENICE F*....... ok you know what I'm off.
Playing The Turks: HAAAAAAAAAA ♥♥♥♥ MONGOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And finally, The Egyptians: 1- Rebels
2- Crusade
3- Turks
4- MONGOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5- TIMURIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6-Well you should be destroyed by now, lets put 2 more crusades and some Rebels to
distract you

15/10 A masterpiece
Posted March 6, 2015. Last edited October 1, 2016.
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