All hail Cyber Jesus
Tired of religion wearing you down?
Tired of debates over the internet about religion, and what you believe in?
Convert now to the Church of JC Denton. A god who listens.
JC Denton is connected to HELIOS. He hears all, he sees all.
Worship him, children. For those who don't shall be punished severly. JC Denton can make you life hell.
Did you want Orange? He'll make it so you only get Lemon-lime for eternity.