If it exists I OWN it.

Kyle

Bonney Lake, Washington, United States 

If at first you dont succeed, hide all evidence that you tried.
If it exists, theres porn of it.
Me and my wife lived happily for 30 years, then we met.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
The road to success is always under construction.
No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them.
Press any key to continue, where's the any key?
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.
I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff... and I want in.
If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders.

 

Kyle [I can break these cuffs] posted on November 21, 2009 @ 10:10am

._.

 

Gman posted on November 20, 2009 @ 6:49am

lol

 

Gman posted on November 20, 2009 @ 6:49am

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

 

Kyle [I can break these cuffs] posted on November 15, 2009 @ 2:28pm

My laptop failed. Wont be on much till its fixed or i get another

 

Kyle [I can break these cuffs] posted on November 13, 2009 @ 9:01pm

if you want an avatar send me a request, i can usually get 1 done in a few minutes.

 

†ȞεḴïṄḠRÆPΣR xP Hai! posted on October 10, 2009 @ 3:38pm

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