In the beginning, there was Metal... Then there was dropped weapons... Then, there was a Godgineer. He found this twisted, black Metal, and crafted it into a hat...
A HAT TO RULE THEM ALL. And then, after the carnage from the crafted Hat was dissipated, the Hat was revleaed to be...
Texas Slim's Dome Shine.
... AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT! Skin and muscles began to appear on the bones... what could this mysterious being be?
It was the Godgineer of Shendileers, otherwise known as "MadMax". The rest of the Godgineers followed. One was different...demonic...Hadesgineer. Those "GODGINEERZ LOL" sent Hadesgineer to Need a Dispenser Hell to rule a land where spahs and demos and scoots who disobeyed there law would be punished
Metal was soon invented, and dispensers, teles, and sentries followed. Gottam, negative emotions, dancing, shendileering, etc. eventually came.
Today the Godgineers rule their 2Fort kingdom of holy dispensers in peace. Hadesgineer rules his land at Granary (a real hellhole) in terror. THE END UNLESS SOMEONE WANTS TO CONTRADICT!
