the twatz

PLEASE INVITE ALL FRIENDS

You know if your a twat if:

1.your an EMO (go and cry in the corner emo-child)

2.still feed on your Mums (for yanks: Moms) breastmilk

3.have a crush on geaorge bush

4.starred in a documentry called "the 90' year old Virgin"

5.got locked up in your local supermarket to then be discovered the day after dieing of starvaition

6.tripped over a wireless telephone

7.got sold to the circus

8.writing about reasons to join a group of twats

9.creating a group of twats

10.thinking that your in this group to b against terrorism (T.W.A.T = the war against terror)

11.found god

12. your name is chris

13.your name is Dave

14.Your name is Thomas

15.your name is...Nahhhh not oscar, oscar's a fuckin legend.HI OSCAR =D. your Nick-name is tyke. (that guys a fuckin Jackass).

16. you have a mangina.

17. you have a shenis

18.you repeat stuff a lot!!!

19.you repeat stuff a lot!!!

20. you eat babies

21. your bored

22.you bicurious

23.have erection problems

24.live off pregnant cats milk and horse nipples

25.you havent relised there is no 16th reason to why you are a twat

26. you looked up to check if the above statement was correct

27.you'r now laughing because I knew you would look up

28. the last few statments didn't work on you *Fuck*

29. yoo ar god at makig spleling mistakse

30.you know what the above statement sais dispite the spelling mistakes


31. you repeat stuff a lot!!!

32. cant think of anymore reasons to b a twat >:[]

33. are just wasting reasons to be a twat just to get to 100

34. like this

35. created the worlds first solar paneled torch

To Be Continued...