Member since:
July 16, 2009
Playing time:
47.4 hrs past 2 weeks
Total War: SHOGUN 2
7.7 hrs / 101.4 hrs
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Warhammer® 40,000®: Dawn of War® II – Retribution™
5.7 hrs / 90 hrs
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Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine
2.9 hrs / 29.9 hrs
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SEGA Genesis & Mega Drive Classics
1.3 hrs / 28.6 hrs
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REAL MEDICS USE THE UBERSAW!
Mike... seriously that's my name...
Connecticut, United States 
PERSONAL INFO
I have such a boner for Valve and everything they do. I seriously think I could look Gabe Newell in the face and tell him he's not fat without laughing.
Oh, and the agents of Chaos can all go choke on my +1 Longsword.
MEDIC BUDDY STOCK
(In no particualr order, out of 100)
bt------------ v93 (Medic Hunter, OVERPOWERED)
Slash------- v90 (Medic Hunter)
McNinja---- v91 (Frequently Spy/Engie, Rarely on)
Phoo-------- -92 (Puts out fires, Bling)
R.Circles--- -95 (Good Heavy)
Shock------- -93 (Improving, Good sandvich reflexes)
Buddha----- v80 (Always Scout, Medic Hunter)
Ambam---- -96 (Good Soldier, Bling)
Defy--------- -83 (Good Heavy, Interrupts melee, Rarely on)
Kurg--------- -98 (Good Soldier, Medic Hunter)
Drink-------- ~88 (Always Engie)
KEY
- No Change
^ Stock Rising
v Stock Falling
~ New Addition
(Those not appearing on this list are either not followed enough to have a solid score, or their score is embarrassingly low, all scores are subject to arbitrary changes for no reason. Feel free to argue your score... for all the good it will do you.)
FAMOUS PEOPLE I HAVE UBERED.
Benjamoose (Inventor of the Dalokohs Bar)
Chronos (Co-Host of KritzKast)
Sith Happens (Inventor of the Heavy Duty Rag)
Jman (Inventor of the Jag and Detonator)
[Telltale]Shauntron (Inventor of Max's Head, etc)
Last Updated 11/6/11
League of Legends Pentakills: 3
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Enlightened Battle Monkeys
We are enlightened and we throw poo!
Besides being Monkeys we are a small community just starting, looking to deliver a casual playing environment with tons of hilarity and goodness.
We currently have one server located in New York.
IP : 66.55.131.136:27015
We also have a small vent channel for 15 people, feel free to use it.
voice.gameservers.com:4220
password : [EBM]VENT
If you need any assistance or questions feel free to e-mail us at enlightenedbattlemonkeys@gmail.com
Also if you wish to donate the following link is a paypal donation link to our server. All donations go straight to the fees of our server.
http://www.gameservers.com/clanpay/?clanid=65f5342fcd22dade1f31d8e9d7dd4529
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Games recommended by Lawful Neutral _
Jim Henson had a kid with Tim Burton, and that kid was raised on a steady diet of the Condemned video game series, and then that kid was asked to write a comedy game.... I've lost track of the metaphor but this game is f***ing awesome.
More Star Wars games need to feature dismemberment like this one. Lightsabers can cut through everything but bodyparts apparently.
Yes it has a steep price tag. Yes there are more plot holes than swiss cheese after you empty a minigun into it. Yes the sandbox is a little too sandboxy and what little structure there is isn't particularly compelling on account of the mediocre writing and poorly characterized NPCs.
And then you fight a Dragon.
And then you hit the Dragon while its on the wing with an arrow or a fireball.
And then the Dragon spirals out of control and hits the side of a nearby mountain, skids for a few dozen yards and comes to a stop.
And every second is graphically gorgeous.
And then you have to change your pants.
