Everytime I hear opportunity knocking, I hide thinking its a Jehovah's Witness.
Hairy
Cincinnati, Ohio, United States
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Life and fate are out to get me. To meet such ends they have installed the BiasChip into every game I play.
You know you've been playing too much Left 4 Dead when,,
1) You get into a heated argument with your gurlfriend to the point where she starts crying and instinctually you go reaching for your shotgun to CROWN her.
2) You see an emo gurl at the mall and immediately yell "WITCH!" or "FLASHLIGHTS OFF!!"
3) You are currently being held by the Department of Homeland Insecurity because while shopping with your gurlfriend you picked up a box of tampons and yelled "I'VE GOT PIPE BOMBS OVER HERE!"
4) You've spent so much time playing "Left 4 Dead" that you've failed to notice that your gurlfriend has "Left U for somebody else."
5) You've just left the bar when your drunk ass friend pukes up on you and that causes you to crouch in the corner of the car seat, spamming melee and cursing yourself for not searching the women's restroom back at the bar for a pipe bomb or molly.
*PONDEROUS THOUGHTS*
When someone sneezes it is customary to say "God bless you." But if a satanist sneezes do you then say "God damn you."?
At a restaurant in a nudist colony, do the cooks have to wear pubic hair nets?
Like an open car hood, so we men flock to the woman in the short skirt.
When you use the Dawnguard expansion you get really cool random vampire attacks when you visit town. So cool in fact that they are leveled to you and proceed to attack AND KILL the townsfolk. This includes side quest givers and shopkeepers. Why did Bethesda bother with making all those quests and paying voice actors if they were just going to kill them off before you got to enjoy your game? I have disable this gamebreaker and pray there will be a patch or something. Untill then my stand is that I spent $20 for an expansion to ruin my $40 game.
I do NOT recommend unless you are bored with Skyrim and just want to run around killing everybody.
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