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Charles Walter Almadeis The Third   California, United States
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I was recently told by a friend that placing GRAPHITE under large amounts of pressure created diamonds.

So I took every pencil I had in our house and bundled them together with a rubber band, and ran over them with my car . This ultimately resulted in a severe lack of writing utensils in my home, nothing more.

The next day, the same Anal-widget who told me about the diamond method said that the process took place over the course of THOUSANDS of years.

Frankly, I don't have that kind of time. The dumbass should've told me this before, because now I have to do all of my writing in BLOOD.

The moral here, is that some people are less intelligent than others. It's a good thing I'm not like my friend.
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Dino Aug 31, 2017 @ 10:24pm 
sorry for scare
Fat Sacks Aug 31, 2017 @ 9:05pm 
♥♥♥♥ when did i comment that i was about to post it
Fat Sacks Jul 12, 2017 @ 5:28pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need =-}} CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me... hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gist. you like Burning? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare. I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
Dino Jan 28, 2016 @ 6:34pm 
I hope you know that I will tear you up.:microraptor:
Dino Jan 10, 2016 @ 10:55pm 
Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.”
peebles Jun 6, 2014 @ 5:17pm 
you know that 500+ of your hours have just been spent on trade servers
so shush, you filthy casual