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55.9 hrs on record (18.7 hrs at review time)
It's a 10 when they fix the performance. They also need to buff the mage and sorcerer basic attack. It might even be bugged to where the physical part of the attack isn't being calculated. I've upgraded and swapped out my staff 4 or 5 times and fought various monsters only to still not do any damage. That being said the spells also feel like they do inconsistent damage. I've leveled and leveled, upgraded more and more and feel like I'm not doing much more damage than when I started. Meanwhile my thief and warrior pawn are demolishing health bars.
Posted March 24.
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74.2 hrs on record (47.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Good time rinsing people who are on dial-up subscription for their synapses.
Posted December 12, 2023.
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43.0 hrs on record
Had some high notes but for the most part it doesn't excel at any one thing. The combat is good but the lack of combos against certain enemies feels clunky. The gear system could be entirely removed and most people wouldn't notice any difference, it's completely uninspired and they could have just put all those stat boosts in the skill tree. The weight and pacing of the story felt great in the first half but after a few later quests it just feels rushed with no real consequences for the characters or the world. Professor Fig gets cucked at every turn for some reason and never feels important, the conflict feels too light vs dark star wars all good all evil nonsense, however the charm of the side quests made me not care about any blemishes on the main arc. Also why are the cutscenes for the collectibles that are in the game over 100 times not skippable, the merlin trials especially take 5 seconds to do and then you're locked into a cutscene and can't continue exploring for a good 20-30 seconds over and over again. The upgrades you slot into gear are spread around the map and you have to hunt for them without any hint as to where they might be or which ones you'll encounter.
Posted March 17, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
267.1 hrs on record (21.9 hrs at review time)
They added a jump button. 10/10
Posted March 2, 2022.
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2.2 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Beavesims.. cute
Posted November 24, 2021.
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19.7 hrs on record (13.9 hrs at review time)
Positives: The environments, enemies, and bonus weapons are cool as hell. Storytelling is everything you expect from a good RE game.

Negatives: Ethan is as dumb as he was in the last game, his dialogue consists of "you're a meanie, f you man!" and "♥♥♥♥!"
Posted May 8, 2021.
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187.5 hrs on record (29.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Better than PoE potentially, needs some small changes here and there and it'll be on a very straight road to success.
Posted April 19, 2021.
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78.5 hrs on record (42.4 hrs at review time)
This game is unfinished and it still slaps more than any Ubisoft game
Posted December 19, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
201.6 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
shows a lot of promise
Posted October 7, 2020.
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147.4 hrs on record (101.7 hrs at review time)
Easily the most interesting 4X game I've played
Posted October 4, 2020.
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