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BanjoJesus

Also known as...

   Trench Rat

   BanjoJesus {SHB-SF1}

   BanjoJesus [SHB-SF]

   We all have hooks for hands

   Jackie Chan

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They think they can outsmart me. Maybe. But they cant outsmart the bullet...HAHAHA

BoomstickJesus

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Im BanjoJesus. The Folk Music Messiah. The BoomstickJesus. The Soldier. The one you DONT FUCK with. Unless you get a jolly from being turned into grandma's secret giblet suprise. S-Marts top of the line.
(with the sound of two wet steaks slapping together)

"My men don't dig foxholes. I don't want them to. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. And don't give the enemy time to dig one either."
―Gen. George S. Patton

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RussianBearPig posted on October 26, 2011 @ 8:39pm

Eat ya Schnitzel, and grow tall?

Cookie posted on January 16, 2011 @ 5:51pm

I MAKES THE FRIENDS ACCEPT INVITES YA

the grass knows the truth, man posted on November 07, 2010 @ 6:53am

Yo dude you should consider the Stormtrooper RP on gmod, i think you will like it

BanjoJesus posted on August 04, 2010 @ 1:01am

This is my blaster

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My blaster is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My blaster without me is useless. Without my blaster I am useless.

I must fire my blaster true.

I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to force choke me.

I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...