We ride reverse Jaguars!

Mertie's Mercs was first formed in 1873 during a week long skirmish in the outskirts of Manouba, Tunisia. During the Vietnam War, M•M allowed themselves to be captured. For torture, they ate their own entrails. They asked for seconds.

In an act of great philanthropy, M•M made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. They donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research. 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Mertie's Mercs as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

Mertie's Mercs don't step on toes. Mertie's Mercs step on necks.