Non serviam. I would prefer not to. My coat of arms is a snake dragging its heels.
Yo tengo mucho tocino in mi baño.
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Now Gallo del Cielo was a warrior born in heaven, So the legends say. And his wings, they had been broken; He had one eye rolling crazy in his head. He'd fought a hundred fights, And the legends say that one night near El Sueco They fought Cielo seven times And seven times he left brave roosters dead.
Not an asshole since 1998.
And he has seen where the pellets of poison are flooding their waters, and the home in the valley meets the damp, dirty prison, where the executioner's face is always well hidden. Where hunger is ugly, where souls are forgotten. Where black is the color, where none is the number. And he'll tell it and think it and speak it and breathe it and reflect from the mountain so all souls can see it. And he'll stand on the ocean until he starts sinking. But he'll know his song well before he starts to sing it. And it's a hard rain's a-gonna fall.
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You'll play this for the TF2 unlocks, but, as a poker game, it's not as good as the first Poker Night. The dialog isn't terrible or anything, and the themes are cool, but the inability to dial back the dialog or speed past the same story being told for the thirtieth time is really god awful. I mean, it's like something Virgil showed Dante on the Seventh Circle of Hell. Watch Claptrap do the dubstep for the fifth time without being able to truncate it, and you'll want to stick hot steel pokers into your eyeballs, sort of like Max. You won't stop until you hit brain. The challenge system for bounty is OK with some of the tasks verging on impossible--win a showdown with a high card only? really?--and it doesn't take as long as it did in the original game to win the items that led you to buy the game. But the game gets really stale after a few hours. In essence, this is how Valve gets you to pay $5 for some TF2 or Borderlands items. After I get the final unlock, I don't see returning to play this one. Uninstall city. But call me when they get Archer, Butt-head, Rigby, and Mordecai in for Poker Night 3.