The Church of The Deag

Oath of The Deag

I bear this testimony and I know it to be true:

The Deag was here upon creation. Mankind has seen no days in which The Deag has not reigned supreme among all the weapons of pwnage. To believe in The Deag is to give ones faith, life, and soul, unquestionably and unfailingly. The Deag lives eternal.

I will use The Deag. In times of battle and great tension, The Deag will comfort me, smooth my reflexes, and protect me. The Deag will provide for me, and I will provide for The Deag. I will never falter and The Deag will never falter.

I must be The Deag’s champion and spread His glory to all that will listen.