Worship the Director, or Perish Beneath his Zombie Power!
WE worship the Director. We believe he is not just in Left 4 Dead or in Left 4 Dead 2, but in all walks of life. FEAR HIM AND WORSHIP HIM! He is more powerful than you can imagine!
Gnome Chompski is his Jesus, our Saviour!
We pray to him through the medium of Adrenaline or "the directos blood".
Worship him mortals! WORSHIP HIM!