Rallying Canucks Around Our Flag

Pissed off when our money is referred to as "Milton-Bradley based"?

Angry that people say our bacon sucks?

Annoyed when someone asks if the dial up in your igloo is slow?

Well it's time to stand together. Canadians are taking the fight to the world. Welcome to the Canadian Eh? Clan.

Interested in joining? Here's some regulations and step by step intructions:

1) You must be Canadian, no if's, and's or but's

2) It doesn't count if you say your fourth cousin's roommate was Canadian, quit trying to fit in

3) Talk to a member already in Eh? to join, they will be happy to help

So what are the rules in this clan?

1) Be Proud to wear the red maple leaf

2) No cheating. Period.

3) Respect others in the clan and play.

Ok great, now you know what's up, so what happens once you're in the clan. Here is a summary of the unique "Ehsystem" that our clan has.

Each member is charged with collecting "EH's". How do you get these? Well there are two simple ways.

1) Recruit people - Each individual recruited must contact a Prime Minister (see below for ranks) to let them know who recruited them. The person who did the recruiting earns one EH for every person recruited.

2) You can do something awsome for the clan. This can be making a logo, building a website, whatever. The action will be reviewed by the Prime Minister(s) and EH's will be rewarded based on the work put in.

Great, so what do EH's get you? Everytime you earn a certain number of EH's, you move up in the rankings, earning more power and prestige. There is no limit to the number of people that can be within each rank at a given moment. The rankings are as follows:

Recruit - No EH's required, must wear [r] in their name

Landed Migrant - 1 EH required

Citizen - 2 EH's required

Tim Horton's Employee - 3 EH's required

Ice Rink Maintenance Officer - 4 EH's required

Alberta Oil Sands Prospector - 5 EH's required

RCMP Officer - 7 EH's required

Member of Parliament - 10 EH's required

Provincial Premier - 15 EH's required

Minister (you get to choose your ministry) - 20 EH's required

Prime Minister - 30 EH's required

******CURRENT ROSTER******

Eh? - Love Muffin: 1 EH's received (Rank: Prime Minister/Founder)

Eh? - Blitze: 0 EH's recieved (Rank: Prime Minister/Founder)