Boycotting Valve's unreleased game

The Left 4 Dead 6 Boycott is a group of individuals who have pledged to boycott Valve's upcoming release of Left 4 Dead 6 in 2017. We have assembled a manifesto outlining the basic concensus of many members of our community. (Note: this manifesto is a new version, which we have recently posted to keep our manifesto in line with the middle ground of our members. This is the correct group for the boycott)




WE RECOGNIZE:

-Valve is a shit company that should please and obey their customers.

WE ARE COMMITTED:

-To making Gabe and his employees feel like whores and that they can't do anything right.

WE BELIEVE:

-This game will suck before it even exists.

WE REQUEST:

-Valve wipe our asses and scrub our feet.


Therefore, we - the members of this Left 4 Dead 6 Boycott - promise to abstain from the purchase of Left 4 Dead 6 until our requests are addressed.

(Thanks to member "afternine" who wrote this manifesto, from which the staff made some slight modification; Updated 10.10.09 for relevence)

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