I am a jackass

Christopher

Pearl City, Hawaii, United States 

STAR WARS is the best.



1021 + hours of my life is gone all because of compter I have only had this steam for a year o far. I have lost 42 days of my life playing games. Dont wish you can play this long is it not fun No life. It hurts dont end up like me. thats not even me playing my other games I dont have on steam. 3 years is about how many hours people from 13 to 80 Dont end up like me. :(




Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

114) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


-RawrNugget

Why you should not play css on a air plane...
1. Never say PLANT THE BOMB AT "A" on a air plane they will think you are going to kill them all
2.USE THE GUN DAMMIT KILL HIM! never say that.
3. KILL THE HOSTY THAT WILL SHOW EM! bad thing to say

-Stevealicous

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