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I Am Your Friendly Neighbor

Chris

Wellesley, Massachusetts, United States

Hmmm...Well...

You can fuckin' talk shit to me, cause I don't give a fuck
If I blow your fuckin' head off, you can call it fuckin' luck

Be a nice guy or girl, and I'll respect you back
If I do not fuckin' like you, it's the courtesy you lack

I fuckin' hate kids that fuckin' bitch and complain
Chill the fuck down, it's just a fuckin' PC game

If you don't fuckin' like the fuckin' way I fuckin' play
Just fuckin' leave and you can have a nice fuckin' day ^.^

"Earmuffs!"

Mmmm...I love people: Black, White, Asian, Hispanic, Middle Eastern, and Antarctican <3
Ooh! And I also love animals...Is there something wrong with that??
...Oh yeah...And I hate kids that look for E-Pussy and flirt with every girl they meet on Steam...

"YEAH, OOOOKAY, What Else?!?!"
"H-HOW MANY BULLETS?!?!"
"Yeah, You like that?"
"How? How did you see him through da smoke?"

The kids on Steam I hate, in order:
1. GreekFSeal I Spray Hackers.............Never any "reg", talks too much
2. moc.Gaming l Juiced..........................Has annoying laugh, tries to get with every girl he meets on Steam
2 1/2. Clerk............................................Five dig fuck, headshots too many people; leaves no one for me, uses same models as me, says "nope" to everything, and he wanted to be on this list
3. -[L]udacri[s]^.....................................Talks waaaay too much, has super annoying voice
4. .:B4G:. Slimshady..............................Talks the most I have ever seen someone talk
5. Redrum..............................................Thinks he's the man at scouting
6. Angry Beaver...................................Also thinks he's the man at scouting, blatantly uses hacks too
7. 1Fastcanuck.....................................Needs to stop crying, needs a better mic
8. Birdman (no sound)..........................Keeps spamming chat with his name while referring to self in third person
9. pok3 sm0t.........................................Thinks he's the man and the best
10. [Hybrid]Matthew[Thesis].................Must I explain this one?
11. Artful..............................................Full of bullshit
12. iToogle Italia ...................................Thinks he's the best, has annoying voice
13. commando......................................Just don't like him
14. Banquo...........................................Only uses P90, fucking camper, doesn't help team, almost as bad as Epik High
15. Concondon.....................................Just fucking annoying, randy, lags
16. c.3 ::DONT_TAZE_ME_BRO ..........Just an annoying fuck
17. Fadiesal.......................................Something fishy about his guy....really fucking annoying

The ones I love:

1. Codyyyy <333
2. Melie......For being so nice and always giving me money $.$
3. Clerk......For being so goddamn sexy
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