Unlocked: Dec 29, 2009 4:12pm
Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Lord of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Lab Cleaner
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Chicken Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 29, 2009 9:19pm
The Boss
Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
The Long War
Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Experimenticenticide
Kill 100 Specimens.
Fascist Dietitian
Kill 200 Bloats.
Homer's Heroes
Kill 100 Sirens.
Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!
Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Random Axe of Kindness
Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked: Jan 6, 2010 6:34am
Bitter Irony
Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked: Jan 13, 2010 7:18am
Hot Cross Fun
Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked: Jun 4, 2011 2:22am
Dignity for the Dead
Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.
Social Outburst
Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked: Jan 5, 2010 3:25am
Careful Spender
Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
It's Not Easy Being Greasy
Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked: Dec 30, 2009 4:22am
Too Close For Comfort
Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Master Surgeon
As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
It's What's Inside That Counts
Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Quarter Pounder With Ease
Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Self Medicator
In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked: Jan 4, 2010 2:24am
Thin-Ice Pirouette
Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Philanthropist
Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
I Like To Watch
Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked: Jun 8, 2011 9:30am
Mr. Perky
Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.
Unlocked: Dec 30, 2009 4:46pm
Straight Rush
Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked: Jan 8, 2010 2:06am
The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back
Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Death To The Mad Scientist
Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Experimentimillicide
Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Experimentilottacide
Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Hard Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 13, 2010 8:20am
Duke of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 7, 2011 3:35am
Cattle Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 7, 2011 4:35am
Hard Boss
Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 7, 2011 7:00am
Lab Assistant
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 7, 2011 7:00am
The Hard War
Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 3, 2011 1:47am
Suicidal Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 17, 2011 3:22am
Emperor of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 7, 2011 8:25am
Alligator Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 3, 2011 9:19am
Mad Boss
Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 2, 2011 8:13am
Lab Professor
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 7, 2011 8:25am
The Completely Suicidal War
Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 21, 2011 8:27am
Tin Man
Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 13, 2011 11:55pm
Steel Worker
Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 4, 2011 12:34am
Man of Steel
Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 29, 2009 12:49am
A Bit Barmy
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 12, 2011 9:14am
Gone Mental
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 25, 2011 4:11am
Complete Barking
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Squirrel King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 13, 2011 7:52am
Raccoon King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 13, 2010 8:42am
Bear King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 21, 2011 8:27am
Long, Hot Summer
Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 13, 2011 11:55pm
Summer of 2009
Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 4, 2011 12:34am
And Back to School
Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 2, 2010 12:37am
Explosive Personality
As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
Unlocked: May 9, 2011 11:00pm
Flaming Hell, That was Close
As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked: Apr 29, 2011 7:21am
Merry Men
Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
Unlocked: Jan 4, 2010 4:02am
Blooper Reel
Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Dot of Doom
Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.
SCAR'd
Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Healing Touch
Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked: Jan 6, 2010 7:36am
Pound This
Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.
Unlocked: Apr 22, 2011 4:02am
Killer Junior
Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked: Dec 28, 2009 7:27pm
Getting Chunky
Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked: May 20, 2011 3:53am
Hellish Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 11, 2011 5:47am
Demonic King of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 8, 2011 11:54pm
Diablo Steel Man
Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 8, 2011 6:37am
Waste Disposal
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 13, 2011 10:26am
Waste Land
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 3, 2011 12:54am
Waste of Space
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 4, 2011 8:40am
Wasted
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 19, 2011 9:28am
Warehouse Janitor
Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 6, 2011 4:27am
Warehouse Forklift Operator
Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 5, 2011 3:51am
Warehouse Foreman
Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 16, 2011 9:39am
Warehouse Manager
Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 25, 2011 10:04pm
Departure Gallery
Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 13, 2011 6:54am
Departure Lounge
Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 6, 2011 3:43am
Departure Gate
Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 21, 2011 7:38am
Running Late
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 13, 2011 11:38am
Missed Connection
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 31, 2011 1:40am
Train Wreck
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 17, 2011 8:03am
Gimme a Plaster!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 25, 2011 4:58am
That Bloody Well Hurts!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 31, 2011 5:52am
I'm Dying Here!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 18, 2011 9:59am
Not Dead Yet!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 20, 2011 3:05am
Ice Cube
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 14, 2011 8:45am
Crushed Ice
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 29, 2011 1:17am
Iceberg
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 20, 2011 4:07am
Daytrip
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 24, 2011 10:09am
Gone Camping
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 2, 2011 11:36pm
Mountaineer
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 27, 2011 6:22am
Park Ranger
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 17, 2011 8:44am
Neighborhood Watch
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 14, 2011 12:56am
Private Security
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 1, 2011 7:23am
Vigilante
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 14, 2011 5:39am
SWAT
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 16, 2011 6:31am
Slight Drip
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 3, 2011 3:42am
Burst Pipe
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 8, 2011 6:02am
Pressure Failure
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 8, 2011 6:37am
Piece of Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 14, 2011 8:45am
Pound Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 8, 2011 6:02am
Fruit Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 30, 2011 11:22pm
Let Them Burn
Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked: Apr 17, 2011 7:28am
Walking in A Winter Horror Land
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 14, 2011 9:44am
Silent Night, Evil Night
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 1, 2011 9:17am
I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 4, 2011 9:48am
Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 14, 2011 7:32am
Uber Tuber
Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
Unlocked: Apr 23, 2011 8:54am
Science Got Done
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 11, 2011 5:11am
Still Alive
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 27, 2011 6:58am
This is a Triumph
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 5, 2011 7:54am
I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 23, 2011 8:37am
Golden Potato
Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 12:37am
Flea Circus
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 12:37am
Ringmaster
Kill the "Ring Leader"(Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked: Jul 1, 2011 10:56pm
Sparing with a Master
Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 12:23am
Assistant Homicide
Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked: Jul 1, 2011 11:14pm
Seeing Double
Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked: Jul 1, 2011 11:01pm
Clearing Clown Alley
Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked: Jul 1, 2011 11:18pm
The Big Hunt
Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked: Jul 1, 2011 11:07pm
Lifting a Dumbell
Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked: Jul 1, 2011 11:07pm
Small Hands
Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 12:11am
Elephant Gun
Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked: Jul 4, 2011 3:52am
Juggling Act
Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked: Jul 4, 2011 3:50am
Windjammer Enthusiast
Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by at Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked: Jul 1, 2011 11:00pm
Taking Down the Big Top
Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked: Jul 1, 2011 11:13pm
Burning up the Midway
Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 12:38am
Punk'd
Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 10:18pm
Trick, not Treat
Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked: Dec 25, 2011 12:49pm
A Bloody Christmas Carol
Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked: Jul 6, 2012 5:11pm
Stuck in Limbo
Beat Hellride on Hard
Demon Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Boss from Hell
Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Scientist from Hell
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Commit-ed for life
Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Wolf King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Dear Departed
Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Pile Up
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Comet
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Floodgate to Hell
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Devil Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.
Merry Friggin Christmas
[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Cracked the Nutcracker!
[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.
Can't Catch Me!
[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Toasted Jack Frost
[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
That's not Santa!
[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.
Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer
[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Not So Silent Night
[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Fending off Mrs. Claws
[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?
[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood
[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Tis Better to Give than to Receive
[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Eggnog Anyone?
[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Bad Santa
Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Back to Work
[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Dog and Pony Show
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
3 Ring Circus
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
On Top of the Big Top
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Sparkling in the Twilight
Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Carving The Jack O' Lantern
Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
The Scene is Zed
Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Zed October
Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
This is No Ordinary Rabbit!
Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Rule The Roost
Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Burning Irony
Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
Highlander
Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Bloody Yanks
Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Finish Him
Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
I love ze Healing not ze Hurting
Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Italian Meat Pasta
Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun
Feeling Lucky?
Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
We Have Ourselves a Cowboy
Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Snow Cone
Beat Ice Cave on Normal
Stay Frosty
Beat Ice Cave on Hard
On the Rocks
Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal
Anti Freeze
Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth
Spec Ops
Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)
Combat Medic
Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Fugly
Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)
British Superiority
Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
The Big One
Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)
Highway to Heaven
Beat Hellride on Normal
Demonic Road
Beat Hellride on Suicidal
Devil's Co-pilot
Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth
Historical Remnants
Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Nail'd!
Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun
Explosion of Love
Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade
Trench Warfare
Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror
0 / 200
Third Cousins
Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal
Second Cousins
Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard
First Cousins (Once Removed)
Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal
First Cousins
Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth
Grim Reaper
Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper
Soul Collector
Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game
Meet Your Maker!
Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
0 / 1,000
Creepy Crawlies
Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Rippin' It Up
Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99
I Am Become Death
Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Fiery Personality
Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Have my axe
Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
0 / 30
One Small Step for Man
Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
0 / 500
But It's All Red!
Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces
Game Over, Man!
Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
0 / 20
Here is to us
Beat Moonbase on Normal
Attempting Re-entry
Beat Moonbase on Hard
Amusing Death
Beat Moonbase on Suicidal
One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind
Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth
Gimli That Axe!
Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?
