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Now Showing for ONE Night Only at the Knights of Columbus on Nome Blvd. A Seat Is Full Price But You'll Only Need the Edge!

Mr.Royal

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It all began many moons ago, under the orange harvest moon a Polish mystic held up a newborn child and bellowed unto heaven, "Lo, Anansi! Tremble! For I have found the one who is greater than you!" As he finished that thought, a hellbeast jumped out of the bushes and ate them. Some would think that would be the end of this story, and they are 100% correct.

However the story of Ortavious Hypolite is one far too amazing and magical to fit into a section titled "summary", for to even pick highlights from this amazing life would be as to pick the best lay with a tavernwench you've ever had in your life, I know, it is impossible. But, to be brief, Ortavious Hypolite is seen as great explorer to the Polish people but a pirate to just about everyone else. He invented the first ship to run on the industrial age lathe, he snuck into Mecca disguised as one of the heathen arabs to rescue the lost texts of Chlamidius the prophet, brother to Dre'Kevrick (king of the pirates of the greater Indian coast), and not to mention his astounding leadership during the battle of Cape Town leading to the British victory of the Boer Wars. Yes, truly an amazing life, and the events listed are not even the exciting parts, but those tales are for a different time, young one, a different time...

(also, he really liked cookies)


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Karma Police posted on July 14, 2009 @ 8:41pm
:(
 
Karma Police posted on July 04, 2009 @ 2:22am
My router crashed, douche :(
 
Karma Police posted on June 09, 2009 @ 2:49pm
I disapprove.


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What is the matter with these admins? Punk kids can play their stupid rap music, disrupting the game play and the admins dont do anything. But if you mute them, you get banned. That has to be the worst ran server I have ever seen!!!!!

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2. No fucking walls of spam.
3. Shit like "DO IT FAGGOT BAN ME HUH BAN ME" or "LOL I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS IT'S JUST THE INTERNET" will get your resolve tested! And then you will look very silly when you later ask to be unbanned from a group you asked to be banned from/said you didn't care if you got banned from.
4. Don't try to push the rules as far as you can without breaking them, or you will get banned for being a jackass.
5. If you feel you have been banned unfairly, take a TEXT LOG of everything that happened up to and including your banning. THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS LIES WITH YOU, NOT THE MOD. Speak to the moderator who banned you first. If you don't know who it was, ask one and they can look it up for you. You may have to wait for that moderator if they are AFK or offline. If negotiations with them get you nowhere, contact Kanji and send him the damn log.
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