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I will tell you one thing...I EAT BABIES!

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I'm in to wh40k.

Sacred Commandments of the Adeptus Astartes:

1.)Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of the "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.


4. Thou shalt not replace the Librarian's staff with a magic wand.
5. Thou shalt not tip the Terminators over during battle.
6. Thou shalt not do Spock impersonations around Eldar.
7. C-3P0 is not a Necron ambassador.
8. You shall not dare others to eat Squigs.
9. No, you cannot "take the Titan for a spin."

11. Thou shalt not bribe the Inquisitor to bring down Exterminatus on your ex-wife.



15. Thou shall not ask a Sister if you might "donate some of your own Gene-Seed."
16. Thou shall not throw soap at Nurglings.
17. Thou shalt not put a "kick me" sign on the Golden Throne.
18. Thou shalt not refer to the Machine Spirit as "Cruise Control".
19. Thou shalt not stick a 'Honk if you think I'm sexy' sticker on the Sisters' Rhino.
20. Thou shalt not honk if thy sees a sticker saying 'Honk if you think I'm sexy' on a Sister's Rhino.
21. Thou shalt not unplug the Golden Throne just "for laughs".

23. Virus bombs are not fun in a box.

25. Thou shalt not clog the Lascannon tubes "just to see what happens".
26. Thou shalt not spread cooking oil in front of a Dreadnought.
27. Thou shalt not attempt to shake the Chaplain’s hand whilst wearing a Power Fist.
28. Putting sand inside the Terminators’ Armour is not "funny".




33. Thou shalt not put a "Purge me!" sign on the back of the Chaplain’s armour.
34. Thou shalt not compliment the Dark Eldar by calling them "kinky"



38. Thou shalt not replace the O2 units on the Commander’s Power Armour with laughing gas
39. Thou shalt not train a Hormogaunt to be a watchdog

44. Thou shalt not attempt to offer a Carnifex a breath mint.
45. Thou shalt not throw a Warp Beast a dog biscuit.
46. Thou shalt not hope for mud wrestling during a Wych/ Sisters battle.

48. Thou shalt not tease an Inquisitor with "look Sir-Heretics!"






55. Thou shalt not remove the motors from a Terminators' Armour during battle.




60. Thou shalt not say, "will someone please tell the Emperor to crap or get off the Throne"


63. Thou shalt not use heavy breathing and "I am your father" as a battle cry when wielding a Power Sword and entering an assault
64. Thou shalt not affect a Transylvanian accent around the Blood Angels.
65. No hair pulling when enjoying brotherly contests with the Space Wolves.
66. Duct-taping a Flamer to your Boltgun does not count as a Combi-weapon, and painting it pretty won't make it "Master Crafted"

68. Thou shalt not shout "Thongs for the Thong God!" in front of the Dark Eldar lest thou wish to learn the true meaning of pain.


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[WBA]{Sith} captain killtor |TG| posted on August 31, 2009 @ 4:39am
lol, i got them off deviantart btw and there are like 900- and something of them but i couldn't fit them all on
 
Captian Angelos [O.F.] posted on July 12, 2009 @ 8:51am
very nice commandments ! I LIKE THEM ALL


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Sacred Commandments of the Adeptus Astartes:

1.)Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of the "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.


4. Thou shalt not replace the Librarian's staff with a magic wand.
5. Thou shalt not tip the Terminators over during battle.
6. Thou shalt not do Spock impersonations around Eldar.
7. C-3P0 is not a Necron ambassador.

9. No, you cannot "take the Titan for a spin."

11. Thou shalt not bribe the Inquisitor to bring down Exterminatus on your ex-wife.


16. Thou shall not throw soap at Nurglings.
17. Thou shalt not put a "kick me" sign on the Golden Throne.
18. Thou shalt not refer to the Machine Spirit as "Cruise Control".


21. Thou shalt not unplug the Golden Throne just "for laughs".

23. Virus bombs are not fun in a box.

25. Thou shalt not clog the Lascannon tubes "just to see what happens".
26. Thou shalt not spread cooking oil in front of a Dreadnought.
27. Thou shalt not attempt to shake the Chaplain’s hand whilst wearing a Power Fist.
28. Putting sand inside the Terminators’ Armour is not "funny".




33. Thou shalt not put a "Purge me!" sign on the back of the Chaplain’s armour.




38. Thou shalt not replace the O2 units on the Commander’s Power Armour with laughing gas
39. Thou shalt not train a Hormogaunt to be a watchdog

44. Thou shalt not attempt to offer a Carnifex a breath mint.
45. Thou shalt not throw a Warp Beast a dog biscuit.
46. Thou shalt not hope for mud wrestling during a Wych/ Sisters battle.

48. Thou shalt not tease an Inquisitor with "look Sir-Heretics!"

63. Thou shalt not use heavy breathing and "I am your father" as a battle cry when wielding a Power Sword and entering an assault
64. Thou shalt not affect a Transylvanian accent around the Blood Angels.
65. No hair pulling when enjoying brotherly contests with the Space Wolves.


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