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37.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ Setting }---
☐ Generic
☐ Some novelty
☑ Innovative
☐ Unexplored or Unprecedented in the genre
☐ Truly original

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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Posted February 28.
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3 people found this review helpful
76.2 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Pathfinding and AI issues aside (enemy AI basically has one strat - spam units and send to base, units that it seems to cheat to get), this is a lot of fun. It's basically if you took WarCraft III, reduced the HP of the units, but doubled down on hero progression(and added an element of unit progression as well).

What is most impressive for me, tbh, is how easily it translates to both isometric and third-person views. I have been plauying this primarily on the mod launcher, hence why my number of hours is a lot less than they actually are.

But I like this a lot more than I liked Spellforce 3, primarily because of the latter's weird worker-management system.
Posted December 14, 2023.
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28.8 hrs on record
Rather goofy and stupid but in the best possible way.
Posted November 19, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
8.9 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Category
Score
Overall Rating
★★★★☆
Story
★★★★☆
Gameplay
★★★★★
Graphics
★★★★☆
Sound Design
★★★★☆
Replay Value
★★★★☆
Difficulty
★★★☆☆
Bug free?
★★★☆☆
PC Requirements
★☆☆☆☆
Game Length
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The PC performance and the space travel are the biggest issues here. The former can be fixed, but fixing the latter would require a redesign/overhaul. The game improves on many of the criticisms of Fallout 4 but comes up with some of it's own issues.

The game is less buggy than any previous Bethesda game was at launch, but it's also one of the few games that seems to be designed for people with higher end PCs - the consoles used to be the baseline last generation but because of the pandemic I do not think that we are yet at that point that the Xbox, which outperforms a 2070 Super, should be used as a baseline.


Performance and space travel aside, this game is a return to form for Bethesda and a good start for a new IP. I look forward to seeing where this series may go in the future, but in the meantime, I will continue to play it on my potato of a PC.
Posted September 5, 2023. Last edited September 5, 2023.
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10.3 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
Truly one of the games of all time.
Posted August 8, 2023.
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98.0 hrs on record (12.6 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10


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Posted August 1, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
193.4 hrs on record (28.3 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10


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Posted May 13, 2023.
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11.9 hrs on record
Gotta say, the graphics are pretty damn good. They're not the best I've ever seen, but definitely easy on the eyes.

As for gameplay, it's alright. It's a step down from the previous game as far as combat goes - it's kinda floaty and lacks the impact and polish of the first. Also, if you were hoping for more gun action, you might be disappointed - 'cause there ain't no guns in this game, a decision that I feel is a step down in comparison to the first.

The audio and soundtrack is not bad either, but once again isn't as memorable as the first game's OST. If you got a fast enough computer, you shouldn't have any problems running it. But if you're using a potato computer or an older one, you might experience some lag.

Now, let's talk difficulty. It requires some brain power, for sure, but it's not as difficult as Dark Souls. However, there is a lot of grinding necessary to progress, which can be a pain. The story's somehow worse than the first game, but some of the lore's interesting and adds some depth to the game. Speaking of depth, this game is long - so it's definitely not something you can finish over a quick coffee break.

Is it worth the price? Well, if you got some extra cash lying around and you're a fan of zombie games, then it might be worth considering. But it's definitely not a must-have. But if you haven't played the first one, I'd recommend playing that instead.

There are some minor bugs here and there, but nothing game-breaking.

They removed some of the gameplay mechanics that made the first game better, and while the new mechanics like inhibitors are good, they don't make up for what was lost.

Overall, it just doesn't have that same level of polish that the first game had. It's not a terrible game, but it's definitely a step down from the first one.
Posted April 15, 2023.
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21 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
92.9 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10


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Posted January 16, 2023.
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191.9 hrs on record (84.9 hrs at review time)
This is a pretty good game, that offers a space for comradely solidarity like few other games do. Space dwarves drinking space beer while mining IN SPAAACE! Just to illustrate that point - a friend of mine bought this game for me, and in turn, someone else bought that game for them. I have bought it in turn for another friend, and I hope to see that cycle continue.

I have not been able to play as much of it as I would like, because I don't really play with randoms and my friends circle is rather infrequently interested in it, but that has not changed the fact that it is one of the better co-op experiences out there.

Now waiting for High Leaf Planetary, the Elvish sequel.
Posted November 6, 2022. Last edited December 4, 2022.
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