I am a Boonpal who plays TF2 @ spy.crabdance.com every day!

If fighting is sure to result in faces then you must roff. Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a LITTLE more about sniping than YOU DO, pal, because he invented it. And then he perfected it so that no living man could 100%-dot-shot him. Then he used his prizewinner money to buy two of every Huntsman on Earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he burned the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward, any time a bunch of noobs are together in one place, it's called a BAN.


Server information
● Boontex Roffing Empire TF2 @ spy.crabdance.com
● Boontex web @ www.boontex.com
● Boontrilo @ vent.boontex.com:21979

Boontex Roffing Empire is a "vanilla" TF2 server, meaning we are running absolutely no modifications, no statistics and no bullshit, so that we can enjoy playing TF2 the way Valve intended it. Boontex is the original and only no-noobs public TF2 server in existence.

All members of this group are Boonpals who enjoy playing on the Boontex Roffing Empire, unleashing barrages of roffs into the faces of invalids. If you fit this description, you are welcome to join this group, too. Boontex patriots find themselves invited to the regs group eventually.

Although Boontex is based in the UK, we have regular players from every corner of Europe, although everyone knows that we're really being invaded by the Dutch. And some statesfags who don't understand how to use filters drop in uninvited from time to time. However, please remember that the written and spoken language on the server must be English at all times.

Server map cycle
All map cycle information has been moved to http://lol.boontex.com/Boontex

We will host custom maps, when we actually find some that aren't shit, but only once our player base has matured. Sadly, the majority of players do not tolerate having to download custom maps to get into the game, even from our 100Mb private mirror.