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# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.



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๖ۣۜTHE ßEڪŦ MλN EVEЯ๖ posted on October 23, 2009 @ 8:15pm
Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully-loaded gun...AND WON!!
 
Drazen posted on October 15, 2009 @ 8:08pm
it is nice to meet you to Misa
 
[Ð.Ŝ] злобный ГЕЙ! posted on October 14, 2009 @ 1:22am
On the first impression you the pleasant person. It is glad to acquaintance
 
[Ð.Ŝ] злобный ГЕЙ! posted on October 12, 2009 @ 11:45pm
Greetings. How has found me?
 
[GMG]-AntomanElven posted on October 01, 2009 @ 11:04pm
lol chuck norris...
 
Zeronium posted on July 22, 2009 @ 11:32pm
L4d2 all the way


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