Put down that PENGUIN YOU BARBARIAN!- TELL ME THE DUCK SORY- Now put that in your juice box and suck it!

Hi my name is : ...uhhhhhh.....wait i know this one.....ummm....

Antarctica 

He is a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in riddles, lovingly sprinkled with intrigue, express mailed to Mystery, Alaska, and LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! but it is too late. You're dead. For he is Mkvenner—globetrotting rogue, lady killer (metaphorically) and mankiller (for real).


Hmm The Mkvenner..... He's LEGENDARY. I heard that he once slayed the "Sapphire Dragon of the East" (or "Moltak" as he likes to be called) on volcano
Qvakrus(silent and in invisible Q) during a full moon on the eve of judgment day while fending off a horde of Knob-goblins with a car battery, a toothbrush and an inside out
light-bulb!! Of coarse he used his cunning, his enginuaty and his knowledge of "amazonian tranvestites" to construct a device of such furosity, such magnitude and ravishingly beautiful! That if you were to see it with your own eyes, you would go incredibly insane and beat yourself to death with your own skull while screaming "THIS ISN'T PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE". So on that faithful night the prophecy was for-tolled(manly because he wrote it.....in the middle of the battle....on solid stone...with his Bare Hands)and the galaxy of the mulipes people was saved!! Until he (accidentally)destroyed it one day after a night of pillaging and binge drinking!


There are two sorts of men in this world: the sort with blood pouring out of a hole in their heads, and the sort holding the Ambassador.With its rosewood grip and likeness of your enemy’s mother (please send photo) engraved on the barrel, the Ambassador is eight motherloving pounds of steel!



"Silent black, the dawn, and time tell its tale
Darkened blood, it flows, the forest receives
Look within the dark as deep as you dare
There inside you find destruction you seek"

(>'_')># I was going to give you a waffle.
#<('_'<) But then i was like.
(>' # '<) Im hungry.
(>'-'<) So i ate it.
(>^-^<)

I has whiskers!!

*****LIST OF NON STEAM GAMES THAT I OWN AND PLAY******

-Assassins Creed
-TC Rainbow 6 Vegas 2
-Fallout 3
-Hearts Of Iron 3
-Mirrors Edge
-Trackmania United Forever
-Prototype
-Call Of Duty 4
-Crysis
-Cross Fire(Free Onlne)
-S4 League(Free Online)

 

General Sapphire Dragon [AI] posted on November 24, 2009 @ 8:28am

"I heard that he once slayed the "Sapphire Dragon of the East""

Lolwhat.

 

Polski Pete posted on November 21, 2009 @ 7:19pm

Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, You have to tell me about your friendship in school maaaan seriously write me one day im one i always have time!!! Write me my irish mate aye?

 

Polski Pete posted on November 12, 2009 @ 1:15am

And the puzzle hates you too Hugo. Marty is awesome!!!

 

OctaneHugo posted on November 08, 2009 @ 1:05pm

I hate puzzles, enigmas, riddles, intrigue and Alaska.

 

Polski Pete posted on October 28, 2009 @ 12:54pm

Guess whos back on steam? Thats right. I didnt really understand that quote you wrote on my comment site thingy. I mean considering that you put it up on my site and what it means its a hint that i might be a liar or something but its a positive hint trying to show that you should always be honest. Hmm confusing

 

Polski Pete posted on October 16, 2009 @ 3:19pm

I found out why we dont talk so much anymore. I never play games anymore and i hardly use steam thats why. So yeah we should find Vent or something some day and go chat on there

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Viking bretheren LETS MARCH!
we should be known as -[GOA]- if people want it on there name tags :)











we slay

we drink

we rape

we pilage

we plunder

we steal

And in the end the vikings will prevail!





Will all new members plz introduce them self in a comment :) then i will be happy ^^

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