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jake

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im on the juice


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-[02K]-The_Bear_Jew Jan 14, 2013 @ 1:03pm 
Recession proof Christmas, Bah! My ass!
Then why am I here, sifting through trash?

Toy shop costs running way too high,
Elves went on strike, Reindeer won't fly!

Broken busted toys, all fixed with glue.
Seems Misfit Island is the north pole too!

Prancer got knocked up, Dancer over weight,
sled won't even lift off out of the gate!

Rudolf's nose?
Yes red, but from liquor and booze!
Drunk leading reindeer is serious bad news!

Now the Mrs. serves me with papers of divorce,
gonna take the house, the elves and the Porsche.

What am I suppose to do, I am just ol' St Nick?
I got it!
I'll call Bernake, and get a bailout real quick!
Pinkie Pie Nov 29, 2012 @ 1:17pm 
poke, just felt like pokin ya
[101st]HolyAngel*SFC* Aug 26, 2012 @ 11:21am 
boo
[101st]JTok Jul 13, 2012 @ 6:36am 
I'm not sure we should let you on the internetzes...
^9Wuts.the.^6Martyr Nov 25, 2010 @ 2:47am 
wut !!!
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WE MAYBE SHOT WE MAYBE TORN
BUT WE WILL FALL FROM THE SKY
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