For people who has heard, knows or just want to join the Chuck Norris group, and maybe would like to know more about him, JOIN. :P Invite your friends to pls :), this is an international group so everyone are welcome
-When the Boogeyman goes to bed every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn`t turn of his lights, it`s not because hes afraid of dark, it`s because dark is afraid of him.
-Regular guys wears Superman pajamas to bed... Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
-Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer, to bad he never cries EVER.
-If you see Chuck Norris, it`s already too late
-Chuck Norris can kill you in 2 infinites before you hit the ground.
-Chuck Norris kick can turn a man into a woman.
-If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
-God made the world in 7 days, Chuck Norris gave him 6!!!
-When Chuck Norris pays taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself,... crouched and ready to attack, Chuck Norris doesn`t have to pay taxes EVER.
-They wanted to put Chuck Norris face on mount Rushmore, but the granitt was not hard enough for his beard.
-Chuck Norris doesn`t look like a gorilla, a gorlilla look like Chuck Norris.
..You can go to youtube and search for example Chuck Norris facts to learn more and laugh of how awesome he is :) And see chuck norris prepares for battle in delta force 2 , that one is good, and those ppl who comment also says much about Chuck Norris, but you dont have to search on youtube though, only if you wish, feel free. :P
There are one rule: Behave and dont make fun of Chuck Norris, or he`ll roundhouse kick your ass (or head) :P example of consequences, look on the picture.
-When Chuck Norris went to China some one called him Chlukk Nollis and he thought they were making fun of him so he built the Great Chinese Wall single handed just to keep the Chinese in. Then he span the world backwards until the beginning of time and told God to make all Chinamen five feet tall with yellow skin and skinny eyes to make them look like they are permanently w*****g just to teach them a lesson!