We have cookies, and shotguns.

Are you tired of all this shit 'bout them *fast runnin' pansie zombies?* well i remembre the good old days when them zombies where fuck hard, and actualy fit in the population limits, and you couldent do fuck shit 'bout them comin' after you? since they where actually dead? and putting a slug thru them heads and staking them, then burning theyre bodies was the only way to put a stop to theyre limbs crawling after you... well i understand, and thats why we are here, to stop them mother hubberds of tearing you a structuraly integrit fort, get yo guns: rifles, shotguns, and any other kick' so they cant shit in your lifeless corp's mouth, lets do it. oh and quote: *who needs pants, when you have guns!*
this amazing quote by Jason.





P.S; shotgun ftw.