Not just a phone...a GOOGLE phone!
Deagle Beagles and G•̪̀●gle revolution persist in the form of human kinds greatest form of technological advancement since the lightbulb. Membership is free, but the refreshments are left to none other than the Google Phone. Simple task such as wiping your ass, smacking your dog, and punting your annoying brother in the jaw are all capable features on this wonderful tool. The Google Phone will not get you laid however, and if thats what you were expecting, then you wouldn't be joining this group, would you?
Much love- Deagle Beagle and G•̪̀●gle

