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Calvin

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Lets just say you'll never look at a fork the same way again

I LOVE THIS SPOON






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bombit_l Dec 28, 2010 @ 3:17am 
happy new year!
AGS sнaяιиaн. Oct 16, 2010 @ 1:06am 
Yap. I've gotten a few bans lolol. But, I don't remember myself hacking.
AGS sнaяιиaн. Jul 7, 2010 @ 3:59pm 
Lol, no. It's just a favourite past time hobby (;


And thanks for the wish, cal :D
AGS sнaяιиaн. Jun 1, 2010 @ 7:53am 
Come online more!
AGS sнaяιиaн. Dec 31, 2009 @ 12:06pm 
Happy new year fork. Hope Australia treats you good :D
LiquidSnake Dec 29, 2009 @ 7:50pm 
Merry Christmas !Fork! and advance Happy New Year!

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Dont forget to join the group chatroom.

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Kudos to Tripwire for actually admitting they made a mistake and improving the game! The new patch has made the game much more enjoyable with optimization and playable lag at 400 ping in a fps! New game mode, new features and a massive new map for free in a time where developers are ripping you off with overpriced dlcs. What more can you ask for?

Leave a comment May 28th, 2012 @ 3:19am

This is the biggest shitstain ever to reach my collection of steam games. I've been an avid stronghold player eating every shit Firefly has churned out, I've even enjoyed Stronghold Legends! But this one takes the biggest slice of fail right next to the modern warfare series.

First of all the outdated sand UI, WTF were they thinking? If I wanted to feel nostalgic I would buy S1, the big giant icons of the UI are an insult to my intelligence and modern day graphics advancement.

Secondly the undelivered promises. Dynamic night and day cycle? NOPE. Playable game and fixed bugs? NOPE. Shitty gritty S1 3D graphics?YEAP

Lastly the gameplay itself, there is no skrimish and computer ai whatsoever, retarded unit ai, fucked up economy and the stupid camera angle. Its a PC game ffs not a console port! This game is definately not worth $50 nor is it barely worth the 50% off discount sale. Don't buy this worthless piece of junk and spend your money elsewhere.

Leave a comment February 16th, 2012 @ 9:42pm

This game makes me moist. If you don't have it, you're most likely gay because if you don't like 10-feet genetically enginered venom-spitting men clad in tank armour or Orks with a massive penchant for TF2 like hats nothing else will satisfy your homosexual tendencies.

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