Poofters Association Down Under Australia
Welcome to Padua.
A Catholic school for boys, under the care of the Franciscan Friars since 1956 .
Padua the shit school option for boys on the northside of Brisbane. Spend a day at Padua and you'll never want to leave.
You will experience the marvelous learning experiences that Paduan student go through each and every day. Walking through the hallways you will fall victim to a number of penis and anal gropings.
Sitting through a class with one of our many fine and well qualified teachers is an unmissable experience. After about a week of school you will notice that you start forgetting information you used to know, this is known as the "Purdy Effect".
What our teachers had to say:
"We're in the Northern Hemisphere aren't we?"
"The velocity dependant electromagnetic mass of a body at rest is m = (4 / 3)E / c2. According to them, this relation applies to the complete mass of bodies, because any form of inertial mass was considered to be of electromagnetic origin. Wien went on by stating, that if it is assumed that gravitation is an electromagnetic effect too, than there has to be a strict proportionality between (electromagnetic) inertial mass and (electromagnetic) gravitational mass. To explain the stability of the matter-electron configuration, Poincaré in 1906 introduced some sort of pressure of non-electrical nature, which contributes the amount − (1 / 3)E / c2 to the mass of the bodies, and therefore the 4/3-factor vanishes....."
"Me know science good."
Conditions of Membership:
1. You understand that Padua is a shit school. No exceptions.
2. You must be a Paduan Student. (Exceptions apply)
3. You understand that Mr. Purdy is the font of all knowledge and wisdom.
4. You understand that Mr. Morris will never be on time. No exceptions!
5. You understand that Mr. Busby's classroom has several dying and/or wounded animals in the roof.