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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,366.0 hrs on record (191.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: Jul 13, 2014 @ 9:12am

CS:GO Review
Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!!"
Get headshoted by someone - "Owned!!" and get teabagged
Kill someone with a grenade - "Luck!!"
Get killed by someone with a grenade - "AHAHAHAHA"
Get teamkilled by someone - "Get out of the way you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Accidentally teamkill someone - "You're a ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Blocked by someone - Dies
Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Decide to save - "You're a ♥♥♥**** coward!!"
Decide not to save - "Save you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You ♥♥♥**** camper!!"
Kill someone while defending the hostages - "You ♥♥♥**** camper!!"
Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage
Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage
Your team is losing 10-2 - Someone rages quit
Go to the balcony in Italy - "You ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you ♥♥♥**** serious!?"
Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill
Score is 5-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"
Score is 1-5 againts you - "This is a CT map!"
Lose the first 2 rounds - Someone asks to get kicked
Last round - Everybody buys Negev
Your team is loosinh and you are in last - Someone vote kicks you
Win a match - All enemy team rages
Lose a match - Yout team rages
Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban
Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban

10/10
Best rage simulator out there!
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654 Comments
Slow 80s Toyota Sep 1, 2019 @ 1:01pm 
Its a toxic game, dunno why people still play it.
SexeSnek Apr 20, 2019 @ 5:17am 
@andrej.stojanovic07 nope, expensive af, slow, 1 try to kill or you get fucked, hard to retake, have to scope to be accurate which also makes sound, cant play any position on the map like the rifles.
TheBigMan Mar 28, 2019 @ 2:01am 
this shit is legit
gamer Mar 25, 2019 @ 6:50am 
awp is a overpowered weapon with barely any downsides
anyone that uses it sucks at aiming for heads
?? Mar 22, 2019 @ 6:01am 
literal me on the 1st one
Turtle King Mar 19, 2019 @ 9:16am 
would be accurate if they called you kid 9/10
Nep Nep Neptune Jan 9, 2019 @ 1:37am 
accurate
PMA Player Dec 31, 2018 @ 11:17pm 
This is LEGIT hahaha
Captain Pollution Dec 9, 2018 @ 8:38am 
This was accurate since 1999
Guggie-San* Dec 7, 2018 @ 3:37pm 
#Facts lol:csgoanarchist: