Left 4 Dead: Repercussions of Auto Shotgun Whorage

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Tank waited. The redd subway lights behind him binked and sparcked. There were survivors in the subway. Tank didn't see them, but had expected them now for weeks. His warnings to the other special infected were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for a boomer anyway.

Tank was a infected for 15 days . When he was common he watched the Tanks and he said to hunter, "I want to be on steroids hunter".

Hunter said "No! You will BE KILL BY AUTO SHOTGUNS"

There was a time when he believed him. then as he got mutateded he stoped. But now in the Subway stop of the RLN he knew there were Survivors.

"This is hunter! " the voice chat crackered. "you most punch the survivors!"

So Tank gotted his concrette rock and went through the tunnel

"HE IS GOING TO CHASE US" said the survivors

"We will shoot at him" said the survivors and they spammed the auto shotguns. Tank punched at them and tried to incapacitate them . But then the door got stuck on him and he was trapped and not able to punch or chase.

"No! I must kill the auto shotguns!!" Tank roared.

The voice chat said "No, Tank. You are the auto shotguns"

And then Tank was a ragdoll.



"inspired" by this famous piece of literature: http://www.peterchimaera.com/doom.html

 

Punching things is fun :•þ posted on November 08, 2009 @ 9:01am

Frugert is cool amirite?

 

(UC) Kibbles(Journey) posted on September 02, 2009 @ 5:16pm

I, on the other hand, got cleaned out.

http://www.tf2items.com/profiles/76561198000464074

 

(UC) Kibbles(Journey) posted on September 02, 2009 @ 5:15pm

Congratulations you lucky bastard, VaLVe has rewarded your "moral high road" with a hat.

Enjoy.

 

Punching things is fun :•þ posted on May 21, 2009 @ 2:50pm

random comment

 

Nave posted on May 09, 2009 @ 8:30am

yay first coment now go tio work you sum bitch :3