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the man with potato knees
Pharaoh Rafael "Salty-Beard" Glockenspiel Junior
Mobaye, Basse-Kotto, Central African Republic 
Not many people actually know why my name is Pharaoh RAFAEL “SALTY-BEARD” GLOCKENSPIEL JUNIOR (A.M.E.B GRADE 3 –pan flute) – or pharaoh salty-beard for short - so I will take this opportunity to tell you why this is the case.
Firstly, I am a pharaoh. Not by birth or by being selected, but by personal choice. In the land I come from (prixilillian smegmar – pronounced “nghwphedd”) the decision to appoint ones self “pharaoh” is one freely available to all “quality citizens” of the land. As for the “salty-beard” part: one day a fatty came and sat next to me at the shops. It asked me, “why pharaoh, what a lovely beard you have on your face, may I taste it?” of course I replied “yes you may” as in prixilillian smegmar it is the highest sign of respect for one individual to experience another’s facial hair in their mouth, and is a great honour for the individual who’s beard is being ‘experienced’.
this is my story
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