World Traveler
Play a complete game on 2Fort, Dustbowl, Granary, Gravel Pit, Hydro, and Well (CP).
Team Doctor
Accumulate 25000 heal points as a Medic.
Flamethrower
Set five enemies on fire in 30 seconds.
Sentry Gunner
Accumulate 10 sentry gun kills with a single sentry.
Nemesis
Get five revenge kills.
Hard To Kill
Get five kills in a row without dying.
Master Of Disguise
Trick an opposing Medic into healing you.
Dynasty
Win 20 games.
Hardcore
Accumulate 1000 total kills.
Grey Matter
Get 25 headshots as a Sniper.
First Do No Harm
Play a full round without killing any enemies, and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players.
Quadruple Bypass
Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies at once.
Group Health
Work with 2 other Medics to deploy 3 simultaneous ÜberCharges.
Surgical Prep
Have an ÜberCharge ready before the Setup phase ends.
Trauma Queen
Deploy 3 ÜberCharges in less than 5 minutes, and assist in 5 kills during that time.
Double Blind Trial
Deploy an ÜberCharge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy Medic deploying his.
Play Doctor
In a team with no Medics, be the first person to switch to Medic after a teammate calls for 'Medic!', and then heal 500 health.
Triage
Deploy an ÜberCharge on a teammate less than a second before they're hit by a critical explosive.
Autoclave
Assist in burning 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Pyro.
Midwife Crisis
Heal an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire.
Grand Rounds
Heal 200 teammates after they've called for 'Medic!'.
Powerhouse Offense
Win 2Fort with a shutout.
Lightning Offense
Win Well in 5 minutes or less.
Relentless Offense
Win Hydro without giving up a capture.
Impenetrable Defense
Successfully defend Dustbowl without giving up a capture.
Impossible Defense
Successfully defend Gravel Pit without giving up a capture.
Infernal Medicine
Extinguish 100 burning teammates.
Unlocked: Oct 10, 2010 2:49pm
Placebo Effect
Kill 2 enemies in a single life, while having your ÜberCharge ready, but undeployed.
Intern
Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life.
Hypocritical Oath
Kill an enemy Spy that you have been healing.
Unlocked: Sep 10, 2012 11:56am
Autopsy Report
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll.
Bedside Manner
Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.
Medic Milestone 1
Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Medic pack.
Medic Milestone 2
Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Medic pack.
Unlocked: Jun 25, 2009 2:34pm
Combined Fire
Use your shotgun to finish off 20 players you've ignited.
Weenie Roast
Have 2 enemy Scouts on fire at the same time.
Baptism By Fire
Force 10 burning enemies to jump into water.
Fire And Forget
Kill 15 players while you're dead.
Firewall
Ignite 5 Spies who have a sapper on a friendly building.
Cooking The Books
Ignite 5 enemies carrying your intelligence.
Spontaneous Combustion
Ignite 10 cloaked Spies.
Trailblazer
Ignite 10 enemies that have recently used a teleporter.
Camp Fire
Kill 3 enemies in a row, all within the same area.
Unlocked: Sep 16, 2009 3:35pm
Lumberjack
Kill 3 people with your axe in one life.
I Fry
Ignite 10 disguised Spies.
Firewatch
Ignite 10 Snipers while they are zoomed in.
Burn Ward
Ignite 3 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.
Makin' Bacon
Kill 50 Heavies with your flamethrower.
Plan B
Kill 10 enemies while you're both underwater.
Pyrotechnics
Kill 3 enemies in a single ÜberCharge.
Arsonist
Destroy 50 Engineer buildings.
Controlled Burn
Ignite 50 enemies capturing one of your control points.
Firefighter
Kill 500 enemies.
Unlocked: Sep 29, 2010 9:33am
Pyromancer
Do 1 million points of total fire damage.
Barbequeq
Cause a dominated player to leave the server.
Unlocked: Aug 9, 2009 8:37am
Dance Dance Immolation
Kill 3 enemies while they're taunting.
Pilot Light
Ignite a rocket-jumping Soldier while he's in midair.
Unlocked: May 15, 2010 4:53pm
Freezer Burn
Provide enemies with freezecam shots of each of your taunts.
Next Of Kindling
Ignite an enemy, and the Medic healing him.
Hot On Your Heels
Kill 50 enemies with your flamethrower, from behind.
Second Degree Burn
Kill a burning enemy who was ignited by another Pyro.
Hotshot
Kill a Soldier with a reflected critical rocket.
Fire Chief
Kill 1000 enemies.
Unlocked: Jul 8, 2009 2:21pm
Attention Getter
Ignite 100 enemies with the flare gun.
Hot Potato
Reflect 100 projectiles with your compressed air blast.
Dead Heat
Kill an enemy in the same second that he kills you.
Pyro Milestone 1
Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Pyro pack.
Pyro Milestone 2
Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Pyro pack.
Pyro Milestone 3
Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Pyro pack.
Heavy Milestone 1
Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Heavy pack.
Unlocked: Sep 17, 2010 3:19pm
Heavy Milestone 2
Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Heavy pack.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 7:33am
Heavy Milestone 3
Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Heavy pack.
Iron Kurtain
Take 1000 points of damage in a single life.
Unlocked: Oct 3, 2010 2:56pm
Party Loyalty
Kill 50 enemies within 3 seconds of them attacking your Medic.
Unlocked: Aug 6, 2011 4:42am
Division Of Labor
Kill 10 enemies with a Medic assisting you, where neither of you die.
Red Oktoberfest
Earn a domination for a Medic who's healing you.
Unlocked: Oct 13, 2010 4:21pm
Crime And Punishment
Kill 10 enemies carrying your intelligence.
Class Struggle
Work with a friendly Medic to kill an enemy Heavy & Medic pair.
Unlocked: Aug 26, 2010 11:26am
Supreme Soviet
Get ÜberCharged 50 times.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 7:33am
Factory Worker
Kill 20 enemies while being recharged by a dispenser.
Soviet Union
Get 25 enemy kills where you either assist or are assisted by another Heavy.
0wn The Means Of Production
Remove 20 stickybombs by killing the Demomen who produced them.
Unlocked: Nov 2, 2011 2:43pm
Krazy Ivan
Kill 50 enemies while both you and your victim are underwater.
Rasputin
In a single life, get shot, burned, bludgeoned, and receive explosive damage.
Unlocked: Sep 17, 2010 3:19pm
Icing On The Cake
Get 20 kills on players that you're dominating.
Crock Block
Survive a direct hit from a critical rocket.
Spyalectical Materialism
Kill or assist in killing 10 cloaked Spies.
Permanent Revolution
Kill 5 enemies without spinning down your gun.
Unlocked: Aug 26, 2010 11:30am
Communist Mani-fisto
Kill an enemy with a critical punch.
Unlocked: Jul 25, 2011 3:39pm
Redistribution Of Health
Heal 1000 damage with med-kits in a single life.
Unlocked: Oct 23, 2011 11:44am
Vanguard Party
Be the first on your team to start capturing a control point in a round.
Marxman
Kill 10 enemies in mid-air with the minigun.
Unlocked: Aug 26, 2010 11:37am
Lenin A Hand
Help 5 teammates get revenge on their nemeses.
Five Second Plan
Kill an enemy in the first 5 seconds after you exit a teleporter.
Unlocked: Oct 8, 2010 12:22pm
Konspicuous Konsumption
Eat 100 sandviches.
Unlocked: Oct 3, 2010 2:15pm
Don't Touch Sandvich
Kill 50 Scouts using Natascha.
Unlocked: Jun 18, 2009 2:36pm
First Blood
Get the first kill in an Arena match.
Unlocked: Jul 29, 2011 12:57pm
The Cycle
In a single life, kill an enemy while you are on the ground, in the air, and in the water.
Unlocked: Aug 18, 2010 3:09pm
Closer
Destroy 3 teleporter entrances.
If You Build It
Destroy 3 enemy buildings while they are still under construction.
Gun Down
Destroy an active sentry gun using your pistol.
Scout Milestone 1
Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Scout pack.
Unlocked: Jun 27, 2009 4:28am
Scout Milestone 2
Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Scout pack.
Unlocked: Jun 22, 2009 4:31pm
Batter Up
Perform 1000 double jumps.
Unlocked: Jun 22, 2009 3:31pm
Dodgers 1, Giants 0
Kill an enemy Heavy and take his Sandvich.
Unlocked: Jun 19, 2009 4:11pm
Batting The Doctor
Kill a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.
I'm Bat Man
Survive 500 damage in one life.
Unlocked: Aug 21, 2009 11:23am
Round-tripper
Capture the enemy intelligence 25 times.
Triple Steal
Capture the enemy intelligence 3 times in a single CTF round.
Fall Classic
Cause an environmental death or suicide using the Force-A-Nature's knockback.
Retire The Runner
Kill a Scout while they are under the effect of Crit-a-Cola.
Caught Napping
Kill 50 enemies from behind with the Force-A-Nature.
Side Retired
Capture the last point in a CP map.
Unlocked: Jul 18, 2011 1:19pm
Set The Table
Initiate 10 point captures that ultimately succeed.
Unlocked: Jun 27, 2009 4:28am
Belittled Beleaguer
Kill an opposing player that has your intelligence while holding theirs.
No-hitter
Steal and then capture the enemy intelligence without firing a shot.
Race For The Pennant
Run 25 kilometers.
Unlocked: May 16, 2010 10:23am
Rode Hard, Put Away Wet
Jarate an enemy that you're dominating.
Be Polite
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you doffing your hat.
Be Efficient
Get 3 kills with the Sniper Rifle without missing a shot.
Unlocked: Feb 19, 2010 3:40pm
Have A Plan
Capture the flag in CTF.
Unlocked: Aug 5, 2010 11:54am
Kill Everyone You Meet
Kill 1000 enemies.
Triple Prey
In a single round, get a kill with 3 different weapons.
Self-destruct Sequence
Headshot 10 enemy Snipers.
De-sentry-lized
Destroy 3 Engineer sentry guns.
Shoot The Breeze
Kill a fully invisible Spy in a single hit.
Dropped Dead
Kill a Scout in midair with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman.
Unlocked: Jun 19, 2009 1:26pm
The Last Wave
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you waving to them.
Australian Rules
Dominate an enemy Sniper.
Kook The Spook
Kill 10 Spies with your Kukri.
Socket To Him
Headshot an enemy Demoman.
Unlocked: Feb 12, 2010 2:59pm
Jumper Stumper
Kill a rocket or grenade-jumping enemy in midair with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman.
Unlocked: Jul 21, 2009 3:55pm
Not A Crazed Gunman, Dad
In a single life, kill 3 enemies while they are achieving an objective.
Trust Your Feelings
Get 5 kills with the Sniper Rifle without your scope.
Überectomy
Kill a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.
Unlocked: Sep 24, 2010 2:06pm
Consolation Prize
Get backstabbed 50 times.
Enemy At The Gate
Kill an opponent within the first second of a round.
Unlocked: Jul 7, 2009 12:44pm
Parting Shot
Headshot an enemy player the moment his invulnerability wears off.
Unlocked: Jul 19, 2009 10:04am
Shock Treatment
Kill a spy whose backstab attempt was blocked by your Razorback.
Unlocked: May 18, 2010 2:34pm
Rain On Their Parade
Jarate an enemy and the Medic healing him.
Jarring Transition
Use Jarate to reveal a cloaked Spy.
Friendship Is Golden
Extinguish a burning teammate with your Jarate.
William Tell Overkill
Pin an enemy Heavy to the wall via his head.
Unlocked: Sep 16, 2009 1:58pm
Robbin' Hood
Take down an intelligence carrier with a single arrow.
Pincushion
Hit an enemy with 3 arrows, without killing them.
Unlocked: Sep 14, 2009 5:35pm
Shafted
Stab an enemy with an arrow.
Dead Reckoning
Kill an enemy with an arrow while you're dead.
Unlocked: Sep 9, 2012 11:44am
Counter Espionage
Backstab a disguised Spy.
Burn Notice
Survive 30 seconds after being ignited while cloaked.
Unlocked: Feb 10, 2010 2:10pm
High Value Target
Backstab an enemy who is dominating 3 or more of your teammates.
Sniper Milestone 1
Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Sniper pack.
Sniper Milestone 2
Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Sniper pack.
Sniper Milestone 3
Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Sniper pack.
Unlocked: Oct 23, 2011 12:01pm
Candy Coroner
Collect 20 Halloween pumpkins from dead players to unlock a hat.
Unlocked: Feb 6, 2010 5:08am
Ghastly Gibus Grab
Dominate a player wearing the Ghastly Gibus to earn your own.
Unlocked: Oct 28, 2011 3:08pm
Scared Stiff
Kill a player scared by a ghost.
Unlocked: Oct 23, 2011 12:09pm
Attack O' Lantern
Cause the deaths of 5 players by exploding nearby pumpkin bombs.
Unlocked: Oct 30, 2011 11:17am
Costume Contest
Kill a Spy disguised as your current class.
Unlocked: Oct 8, 2010 1:13pm
Soldier Milestone 1
Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Soldier pack.
Unlocked: Jan 9, 2011 2:47pm
Soldier Milestone 2
Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Soldier pack.
Unlocked: Feb 27, 2011 2:44pm
Soldier Milestone 3
Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Soldier pack.
Unlocked: Feb 27, 2011 2:44pm
Dominator
Get 3 dominations in a single life.
Unlocked: Feb 14, 2010 1:18pm
War Crime And Punishment
In a single life, kill 3 enemies who have damaged a Medic that is healing you.
Unlocked: Dec 20, 2012 2:33pm
Spray Of Defeat
Use a grenade to gib a player.
Unlocked: Jan 9, 2011 2:46pm
Guns Of The Navar0wned
Kill 5 Engineer sentries while you are standing outside of their range.
Unlocked: Dec 13, 2010 4:11pm
Mutually Assured Destruction
Kill an enemy sniper with a rocket after he kills you.
Unlocked: Sep 16, 2010 12:50pm
Wings Of Glory
Kill an enemy soldier while both you and the target are airborne.
Engineer To Eternity
Kill an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire.
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2011 8:51am
Where Eagles Dare
Get the highest possible rocket jump using jump and crouch.
Unlocked: Jan 9, 2011 3:34pm
Screamin' Eagle
Kill 20 enemies from above.
Unlocked: Dec 13, 2010 4:37pm
Crockets Are Such B.s.
Shoot two non-boosted crit rockets in a row.
Unlocked: Jan 9, 2011 2:47pm
Geneva Contravention
Kill 3 defenseless players after a single match has ended.
Unlocked: Feb 19, 2011 10:36am
Semper Fry
Kill 20 enemies while you are on fire.
Unlocked: Jun 25, 2012 3:11pm
The Longest Daze
Kill 5 stunned players.
Unlocked: Jan 10, 2011 2:15pm
War Crime Spybunal
Kill a Spy who just backstabbed a teammate.
Unlocked: Jun 25, 2011 4:59pm
Hamburger Hill
Defend a cap point 30 times.
Unlocked: Mar 7, 2011 2:17pm
Frags Of Our Fathers
Gib 1000 people.
Unlocked: Mar 9, 2011 8:27am
Duty Bound
While rocket jumping kill an enemy with the Equalizer before you land or just after landing.
Unlocked: Jun 18, 2011 10:27am
Out, Damned Scot!
Kill 500 enemy Demomen
Unlocked: Oct 8, 2010 1:13pm
Backdraft Dodger
Kill a Pyro who has airblasted one of your rockets in the last 10 seconds.
Unlocked: Jul 21, 2011 11:06am
Ain't Got Time To Bleed
Kill 3 players with the Equalizer in a single life without being healed.
Unlocked: Mar 12, 2011 3:43pm
Near Death Experience
Kill 20 enemies with your Equalizer while you have less than 25 health.
Unlocked: Mar 17, 2011 3:45pm
For Whom The Shell Trolls
Bounce an opponent into the air with a rocket and then kill them with the shotgun before they land.
Unlocked: May 25, 2010 2:03pm
Death From Below
Kill 10 opponents who are airborne with the Direct Hit.
Unlocked: Mar 23, 2011 5:57pm
Worth A Thousand Words
Provide the enemy with a freezecam of your 21 gun salute.
Unlocked: Dec 13, 2010 4:32pm
Brothers In Harms
Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Soldier.
Unlocked: Mar 19, 2011 7:35am
Medals Of Honor
Finish a round as an MVP on a team of 6 or more players 10 times.
Unlocked: Jun 25, 2011 5:09pm
Ride Of The Valkartie
Ride the cart for 30 seconds.
Unlocked: Mar 7, 2011 4:15pm
S*m*a*s*h
Assist a Medic in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge.
Unlocked: Sep 13, 2010 9:54am
Kilt In Action
Kill 500 enemy Soldiers
Unlocked: Apr 30, 2010 1:12pm
Shorn Connery
Decapitate a cloaked Spy.
Laddy Macdeth
Kill 50 enemies with direct hits from the Grenade Launcher.
Unlocked: Apr 27, 2010 2:51pm
Brainspotting
Decapitate 50 enemy players.
Unlocked: Dec 27, 2010 8:32pm
Left 4 Heads
Decapitate 4 players with only 10 seconds between each kill.
Unlocked: Feb 7, 2010 2:35pm
Well Plaid!
Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Demoman.
Slammy Slayvis Woundya
Decapitate an enemy Soldier who is brandishing the Equalizer.
Blind Fire
Destroy an Engineer building that you can't see with a direct hit from your Grenade Launcher.
Three Times A Laddy
Dominate 3 Engineers.
Loch Ness Bombster
Kill an enemy player with sticky bombs within 5 seconds of them teleporting.
Unlocked: Feb 5, 2010 4:27pm
Caber Toss
Bounce an enemy into the air and kill them before they land.
Unlocked: May 9, 2010 1:51pm
There Can Be Only One
Decapitate your nemesis.
Unlocked: Aug 5, 2011 3:38pm
Tartan Spartan
Do 1 million points of total blast damage.
Unlocked: Feb 8, 2010 11:09am
Demoman Milestone 1
Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Demoman pack.
Demoman Milestone 2
Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Demoman pack.
Unlocked: Apr 29, 2010 3:01pm
Demoman Milestone 3
Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Demoman pack.
Unlocked: Mar 8, 2010 1:32pm
The Argyle Sap
Blow up an Engineer, his sentry gun, and his dispenser with a single Sticky bomb detonation.
Unlocked: Dec 27, 2010 8:14pm
Bravehurt
Kill 25 players defending a capture point or cart.
Unlocked: Feb 14, 2010 2:44pm
Cry Some Moor!
Destroy 50 buildings.
The Stickening
Kill 3 Heavies from full health with a single sticky bomb detonation.
Unlocked: Feb 10, 2010 12:02pm
Glasg0wned
Kill 25 Scouts and Pyros with the Grenade Launcher.
Unlocked: Jul 4, 2011 11:51am
Scotch Tap
Glory in the slaughter of your enemies using the Eyelander.
Unlocked: Jun 28, 2011 11:34am
The Targe Charge
Charge and kill someone with your shield bash.
Unlocked: Feb 26, 2010 3:22pm
Beat Me Up, Scotty
Use a critical swing with the Eyelander to kill 5 enemy players.
Unlocked: May 15, 2010 3:49pm
Something Stickied This Way Comes
Kill 30 players with air burst sticky bombs.
Unlocked: Feb 26, 2010 3:09pm
Bloody Merry
Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of your smiling face.
Unlocked: Nov 16, 2010 3:01pm
He Who Celt It
Use the Sticky Launcher to kill an enemy player via environmental damage.
Unlocked: Feb 15, 2010 3:18pm
Pipebagger
Kill at least three players with a single detonation of sticky bombs.
Unlocked: Aug 27, 2010 2:49pm
Spynal Tap
Kill 20 spies within 5 seconds of them sapping a friendly building.
Unlocked: Aug 4, 2010 2:20pm
Revengineering
Use a revenge crit to kill the enemy player that destroyed your sentry gun.
Unlocked: Aug 2, 2010 2:27pm
Engineer Milestone 1
Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Engineer pack.
Unlocked: Aug 7, 2010 2:42pm
Engineer Milestone 2
Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Engineer pack.
Unlocked: Sep 27, 2010 2:29pm
Engineer Milestone 3
Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Engineer pack.
Unlocked: Oct 3, 2010 1:23pm
Battle Rustler
Teleport 100 team members into battle.
Unlocked: Sep 13, 2010 2:03pm
The Extinguished Gentleman
Have dispensers you built extinguish 20 burning players.
Unlocked: Aug 17, 2010 3:04pm
Unforgiven
Kill 3 enemies with revenge crits without dying.
Unlocked: Oct 8, 2010 3:41pm
Quick Draw
Kill a spy and two sappers within 10 seconds.
Unlocked: Aug 4, 2010 11:35am
The Wrench Connection
Kill a disguised spy with your Wrench.
Unlocked: Oct 15, 2011 3:05pm
Silent Pardner
Upgrade 50 buildings built by other team members.
Unlocked: Feb 13, 2012 8:16am
Fistful Of Sappers
Destroy 25 sappers on buildings built by other team members.
Unlocked: Aug 2, 2010 2:27pm
Doc, Stock, And Barrel
Repair a sentry gun under fire while being healed by a Medic.
Unlocked: Jul 9, 2010 3:23pm
Frontier Justice
Have your sentry kill the enemy that just killed you within 10 seconds.
Unlocked: Oct 9, 2010 12:40pm
Six-string Stinger
Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of your guitar playing skills.
Unlocked: Aug 2, 2010 1:39pm
Uncivil Engineer
Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of you and the sentry that just killed them.
Unlocked: Aug 2, 2010 1:38pm
Texas Two-step
Use your shotgun to finish off an enemy recently damaged by your sentry gun.
Unlocked: Aug 2, 2010 2:20pm
Doc Holiday
Have a dispenser heal 3 teammates at the same time.
Unlocked: Oct 25, 2011 10:27am
No Man's Land
Use a sentry gun to kill 25 enemy players that are capturing a point.
Unlocked: Oct 16, 2010 2:01pm
Trade Secrets
Kill 20 players carrying the intelligence.
Unlocked: Mar 27, 2011 2:17pm
Death Metal
Pick up 10,000 waste metal from pieces of destroyed buildings.
Unlocked: Aug 7, 2010 2:42pm
Land Grab
Help a teammate construct a building.
Unlocked: Aug 15, 2010 3:48pm
Get Along!
Manage to get to and then remove a sapper placed on your building while you were several meters away.
Unlocked: Sep 8, 2012 2:51pm
Honky Tonk Man
Smash an enemy player's head in with your guitar.
Unlocked: Mar 27, 2011 2:02pm
Rio Grind
Perform 50 repairs and/or reloads on a Sentry gun being Wrangled by another Engineer.
Unlocked: Sep 27, 2010 2:29pm
Patent Protection
Destroy an enemy Engineer's sentry gun with a sentry under control of your Wrangler.
Unlocked: Aug 4, 2010 11:10am
If You Build It, They Will Die
Haul a level 3 sentry gun into a position where it achieves a kill shortly after being redeployed.
Unlocked: Dec 3, 2010 3:55pm
Texas Ranger
Haul buildings 1 km over your career.
Unlocked: Aug 4, 2010 11:24am
Deputized
Get 10 assists with another Engineer where a sentry gun was involved in the kill.
Unlocked: Oct 13, 2010 12:58pm
Drugstore Cowboy
Have dispensers you created dispense a combined amount of 100,000 health over your career.
Unlocked: Aug 15, 2010 3:46pm
Built To Last
Help a single building tank over 2000 damage without being destroyed.
Unlocked: Oct 23, 2011 11:38am
Sleepy Holl0wnd
Kill the Horseless Headless Horsemann.
Unlocked: Feb 15, 2011 1:41pm
Riftwalker
Kill an enemy within 5 seconds of you traveling through an Engineer's teleporter.
Unlocked: Jul 1, 2011 2:27pm
Escape The Heat
Jump into a pool of refreshing water while on fire.
Unlocked: Oct 28, 2011 3:04pm
Optical Defusion
Kill MONOCULUS!
Unlocked: Oct 28, 2011 3:05pm
Dive Into A Good Book
Get to Loot Island and claim your reward!
Unlocked: Dec 24, 2012 4:17am
Gift Grab
Collect three gifts dropped by opponents.
Unlocked: Aug 22, 2012 2:02pm
Steel Fragnolias
Complete all waves successfully in a mission.
Unlocked: Jun 28, 2012 11:33am
Bff²
Have 2 BEST FRIENDS at the same time.
Unlocked: Jun 28, 2012 1:52pm
Mass Hysteria
Have 6 teammates using Pyrovision at the same time.
Unlocked: Jun 28, 2012 11:29am
A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
Dominate a player using the Pyrovision Goggles and earn your own pair!
Unlocked: Aug 22, 2012 1:35pm
Wage Against The Machine
Earn a credit bonus at the end of a wave.
Unlocked: Aug 22, 2012 4:00pm
Fast Cache
Pick up a credit pile that is about to expire.
Unlocked: Aug 22, 2012 2:21pm
Clockwork Carnage
Destroy two tanks within 5 seconds of each other.
Unlocked: Aug 22, 2012 4:30pm
Balls-e
Destroy the tank during the final seconds of the bomb being deployed.
Unlocked: Aug 22, 2012 1:38pm
.executioner
In a single wave, kill 15 bomb-carrying robots in a row before they level up.
Unlocked: Aug 22, 2012 1:34pm
Deus Ex Machina
Defeat a wave in an advanced difficulty mission without dying once.
Unlocked: Aug 23, 2012 5:07am
Raid Array
Complete the Crash Course, Doe's Drill, and Mann-euvers missions.
Unlocked: Oct 18, 2012 12:31pm
Undelete
During a wave, use a canteen charged with 'Instant Building Upgrade' to build a new sentry gun within 3 seconds of your previous sentry gun's destruction.
Unlocked: Oct 18, 2012 12:23pm
System Upgrade
Max out all primary weapon upgrades.
Unlocked: Oct 18, 2012 12:23pm
Maximum Performance
Max out all resistances on a single class.
Unlocked: Aug 22, 2012 2:24pm
Ctrl + Assault + Delete
Destroy a sentry buster before it reaches its target.
Unlocked: Aug 22, 2012 3:39pm
Real Steal
As an Engineer, escape with your sentry as a sentry buster is about to detonate.
Unlocked: Nov 2, 2012 2:07pm
Wizards Never Prosper
Kill MERASMUS!
Head Of The Class
Play a complete round with every class.
With Friends Like These...
Play in a game with 7 or more players from your Friends list.
Preventive Medicine
Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an ÜberCharged teammate.
Consultation
Assist a fellow Medic in killing 3 enemies in a single life.
Does It Hurt When I Do This?
Kill 50 Scouts with your syringe gun.
Peer Review
Kill 10 Medics with your bone saw.
Big Pharma
Assist a Heavy in killing 10 enemies, where neither of you die.
You'll Feel A Little Prick
Assist in killing 3 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Scout.
Blunt Trauma
Assist in punching 2 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Heavy.
Medical Breakthrough
Assist in destroying 5 enemy Engineer buildings with a single ÜberCharge on a Demoman.
Ubi Concordia, Ibi Victoria
Assist in killing 3 enemies on an enemy control point, in a single life.
Doctor Assisted Homicide
Assist in killing 20 nemeses.
Sawbones
Hit enemies with your bonesaw 5 times in a row without dying or missing.
Specialist
Accumulate 10000 heal points health in a single life.
Chief Of Staff
Accumulate 1 million total heal points.
677,808 / 1,000,000
Medical Intervention
Save a falling teammate from dying on impact.
Second Opinion
ÜberCharge 2 teammates at once.
Fyi I Am A Medic
Use your bonesaw to kill a spy who has been calling for 'Medic!'.
Family Practice
ÜberCharge 5 of your Steam Community Friends.
House Call
Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an ÜberCharge on him.
Blast Assist
Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Soldier.
Medic Milestone 3
Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Medic pack.
Clearcutter
Kill 6 people with your axe in one life.
Omgwtfbbq
Kill an enemy with a taunt.
Got A Light?
Ignite an enemy Spy while he's flicking a cigarette.
Show Trial
Kill an enemy with a taunt.
Soviet Block
While invulnerable and on defense, block an invulnerable enemy Heavy's movement.
Stalin The Kart
Block the enemy from moving the payload cart 25 times.
17 / 25
Kollectivization
Get 1000 assists.
844 / 1,000
Heavy Industry
Fire $200,000 worth of minigun rounds in a single life.
Rationing
Kill an enemy with your shotgun while you're out of minigun ammo.
Pushkin The Kart
Get 50 caps on payload maps.
30 / 50
Gorky Parked
Kill 25 enemies while you're standing on a control point you own.
7 / 25
Purge
Kill 15 enemies capturing a control point you own.
7 / 15
Photostroika
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting while invulnerable.
Borscht Belt
Kill 10 Heavies with The K.G.B.
0 / 10
First Blood, Part 2
Kill 5 enemies with the First Blood crit buff.
0 / 5
Quick Hook
Kill a player in Well before the round starts.
A Year To Remember
Get 2004 lifetime kills.
1,285 / 2,004
Scout Milestone 3
Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Scout pack.
Doctoring The Ball
Kill 3 enemies while under the effects of a Medic's ÜberCharge.
Pop Fly
Kill 20 players while double-jumping.
12 / 20
Artful Dodger
Dodge 1000 damage in a single life using your Bonk! Atomic Punch.
Strike Zone
Kill or assist kill 50 enemies while they are stunned.
1 / 50
Foul Territory
Cause an environmental death by stunning an enemy.
The Big Hurt
Stun 2 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.
0 / 2
Brushback
Stun 50 enemies while they are capturing a point or pushing the cart.
0 / 50
Moon Shot
Stun an enemy for the maximum possible duration by hitting them with a long-range ball.
Beanball
Stun a Scout with their own ball.
Triple Play
Capture three capture points in a row in one life.
Stealing Home
Start capping a capture point within a second of it becoming available.
Block The Plate
Block 50 point captures.
14 / 50
Out Of The Park
Bat an enemy 25 meters.
My Brilliant Career
Top the scoreboard 10 times on teams of 6 or more players.
5 / 10
Saturation Bombing
Jarate 4 enemy players with a single throw.
Beaux And Arrows
Kill a Heavy & Medic pair with the bow.
Number One Assistant
Score 5 assists with the Jarate in a single round.
Jarate Chop
Jarate and then kill 3 enemies with your Kukri.
Triplecrossed
Backstab 3 Snipers in a single life.
For Your Eyes Only
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you flicking a cigarette onto their corpse.
Identity Theft
Backstab the enemy that you're currently disguised as.
The Man From P.u.n.c.t.u.r.e.
Stab an enemy while fencing.
Fyi I Am A Spy
Backstab a Medic who has healed you in the last 5 seconds.
The Man With The Broken Guns
Backstab an Engineer, then sap 3 of his buildings within 10 seconds.
Sapsucker
Sap an enemy building, then backstab the Engineer who built it within 5 seconds.
May I Cut In?
Backstab an enemy and the Medic healing him within 10 seconds of each other.
Agent Provocateur
Backstab your Steam Community friends 10 times.
The Melbourne Supremacy
Dominate a Sniper.
Spies Like Us
While cloaked, bump into an enemy cloaked Spy.
A Cut Above
Kill a gun-wielding Spy with your knife.
Die Another Way
Kill a Sniper after your backstab breaks his Razorback.
Constructus Interruptus
Kill an Engineer who is working on a sentry gun.
On Her Majesty's Secret Surface
Start capping a capture point within a second of it becoming available.
Insurance Fraud
Kill an enemy while you're being healed by an enemy Medic.
Point Breaker
Kill 15 enemies who are standing on a control point they own.
0 / 15
Come In From The Cold
Get a Revenge kill with a backstab.
Wetwork
Stab an enemy to death while under the influence of Jarate.
You Only Shiv Thrice
Backstab 3 enemies within 10 seconds.
Spymaster
Backstab 1000 enemies.
29 / 1,000
Sap Auteur
Destroy 1000 Engineer buildings with sappers.
4 / 1,000
Joint Operation
Sap an enemy sentry gun within 3 seconds of a teammate sapping another.
Dr. Nooooo
Backstab a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.
Is It Safe?
Backstab 50 enemies who are capturing control points.
0 / 50
Slash And Burn
Backstab an enemy, who then switches to Pyro before they respawn.
Diplomacy
Kill 50 enemies with the Ambassador.
5 / 50
Skullpluggery
Headshot 20 Snipers with the Ambassador.
0 / 20
Sleeper Agent
Kill an enemy who triggered your feign death in the last 20 seconds.
Who's Your Daddy?
Headshot 3 Scouts with the Ambassador.
0 / 3
Deep Undercover
While using the Cloak and Dagger, kill the same enemy 3 times, all within the same area in a single life.
Spy Milestone 1
Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Spy pack.
Spy Milestone 2
Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Spy pack.
Spy Milestone 3
Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Spy pack.
Tri-splatteral Damage
Kill 3 enemies with a single critical rocket.
Death From Above
Rocket jump and kill 2 enemies before you land.
Trench Warfare
Kill your nemesis with a shovel.
Bomb Squaddie
Destroy 10 sticky bombs with the shotgun in a single life.
Banner Of Brothers
Buff 5 steam friends at once with the Buff Banner.
Gore-a! Gore-a! Gore-a!
Provide the enemy with a freezecam of you taunting over 3 of their body parts.
The Boostie Boys
Buff 15 teammates with the Buff Banner in a single life.
Tam O'shatter
Destroy 5 enemy Engineer buildings during a single ÜberCharge from a Medic.
The Scottish Play
Get a melee kill while sticky jumping.
Double Mauled Scotch
Kill 2 people in a single sticky jump.
Scotch Guard
Kill 3 enemies capping or pushing a cart in a single Stickybomb detonation 3 separate times.
0 / 3
The High Road
Sticky jump onto a cap point and capture it.
Second Eye
Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of you shaking your rump.
Robbed Royal
Destroy 100 enemy sticky bombs with the Scottish Resistance.
19 / 100
Highland Fling
Sticky jump a really long way...
Sticky Thump
Using the Scottish Resistance, kill 3 players in separate explosions without placing new sticky bombs.
Pownd On The Range
Kill 10 enemies outside the normal sentry gun range using the Wrangler.
2 / 10
Search Engine
Kill 3 cloaked Spies with a sentry gun under control of your Wrangler.
0 / 3
Building Block
Have a sentry shielded by the Wrangler absorb 500 damage without being destroyed.
Best Little Slaughterhouse In Texas
Rack up 5000 kills with your sentry guns.
3,459 / 5,000
How The Pests Was Gunned
Destroy 50 enemy stickybombs lying in range of friendly buildings.
5 / 50
Breaking Morant
Kill 10 Snipers with a sentry gun under control of your Wrangler.
1 / 10
Circle The Wagons
Repair 50,000 damage to friendly buildings constructed by other players.
10,682 / 50,000
(not So) Lonely Are The Brave
Keep a Heavy healed with your dispenser while he gains 5 kills.
Masked Mann
Collect the Haunted Halloween Gift in Mann Manor.
Sackston Hale
Craft the Saxton Hale Mask.
Gored!
Collect the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Haunted Metal.
That's A Wrap
Save your very first replay.
We Can Fix It In Post
While watching a replay, press space bar to enter the editor.
Time For Your Close-up, Mr. Hale
Render a replay into a movie.
Ready For Duty
Complete each class to unlock the next.
0 / 4
Home Movie
Achieve 100 YouTube™ views for your movie.
0 / 100
Local Cinema Star
Achieve 1000 YouTube™ views for your movie.
0 / 1,000
Indie Film Sensation
Achieve 10,000 YouTube™ views for your movie.
0 / 10,000
Blockbuster
Achieve 100,000 YouTube™ views for your movie.
0 / 100,000
Star Of My Own Show
Spend some time editing a replay.
Cap Trap
Kill an enemy who is capturing a control point with a critical hit.
Foundry Force Five
Play in a game with five or more players from your Friends list.
Two Minute Warring
Be part of a team that wins within two minutes.
The Crucible
Win 137 Rounds.
0 / 137
Five The Fast Way
Capture the final control point within five seconds of your team capturing the previous control point.
Claim Jumper
Capture a control point within 12 seconds after exiting a teleporter.
Terminated, Too
Kill a player by pushing them into the cauldron fire.
Real Steal
Win a round in which the enemy team has attempted to capture your final control point.
Classassin
Get one or more kills as all nine classes in one round.
Raze The Roof
Kill two people on the roof of the center control point in a single life.
Dead Heat
Play through a back-and-forth battle for 15 control point captures.
Foundry Milestone
Achieve 7 of the achievements in the Foundry pack.
Mission Control
Pick up the Australium from its home position and capture it without dropping it.
Flight Crew
Play in a game with 5 or more players from your Friends list.
The Fight Stuff
Win 138 Rounds.
0 / 138
Plan Nine To Outer Space
Launch the rocket as all 9 classes.
Failure To Launch
Kill 3 players riding the elevator within 10 seconds.
Rocket Booster
Win a round after the enemy team has opened the rocket lid.
Best Case Scenario
Kill 6 enemies carrying the Australium during the same round.
Cap-ogee
Win a round with at least 5 teammates on the elevator.
Space Camp
Kill an enemy within the broken crate area while they attempt to pick up the neutral Australium.
Lift-offed
Push a player into the rocket's exhaust path at the end of the round.
Escape Ferocity
Kill an enemy who has damaged the Australium carrier in the last 3 seconds.
Doomsday Milestone
Achieve 7 of the achievements in the Doomsday pack.
The Great Deflate
Kill 79 enemies who have Balloonicorn pets.
1 / 79
Full Spectrum Warrior
Ignite 3 enemy players using your Rainblower taunt.
Frags To Riches
Earn all credit bonuses in an advanced difficulty mission.
T-1000000
Collect 1,000,000 credits in your career.
8,177 / 1,000,000
Brotherhood Of Steel
Complete a mission with 5 people on your Friends List.
Hack Of All Trades
Play an entire mission as a single class, and do this for every class.
Clockwork Conqueror
Destroy a tank within 20 seconds of its arrival.
Spam Blocker
During a wave, defend the hatch 10 times from robots about to deliver a bomb.
Ghost In The Machine
Use a canteen charged with 'Teleport to Spawn' and then kill the bomb carrier within 5 seconds.
Kritical Terror
Use a canteen charged with 'Crit Boost' to destroy a giant robot.
German Engineering
Use a canteen charged with 'ÜberCharge' to destroy 15 robots.
Shell Extension
During a wave, use a canteen charged with 'Ammo Reload' to refill an empty weapon slot.
Engine Block
Prevent the bomb from ever reaching an alarm zone during the final wave of an advanced difficulty mission.
Negative Charge
Kill 5 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge in a wave.
Silicon Slaughter
Destroy 100,000 robots.
1,833 / 100,000
Metal Massacre
Destroy 1,000,000 robots.
1,833 / 1,000,000
Sly Voltage
As a Spy, sap 10 robots at once.
Turbocharger
Buff 4 or more teammates as a Soldier at the same time in a single wave.
Heavy Mettle
During a wave, use rage as a Heavy to push a robot about to deliver the bomb.
Vial Sharing
As a Medic, share your canteen 5 times in a single wave.
Tech Wrecker
As a Demoman, kill 10 robots in a single detonation.
Do Androids Dream?
As a Scout, use the Sandman to mark 15 robots for death in a single wave.
Spark Plugger
As a Sniper, kill 4 enemies simultaneously.
Hard Reset
As a Pyro, reset the bomb 3 times in a single wave.
A Lovely Vacation Spot
Get to Skull Island and claim your reward!
