Ash had absolutely no idea what was lodged up his rectum. It was long, hard, and hot, and felt like no Pokemon he had ever encountered before. Suddenly, he didn't want to be the very best, he did not want to catch 'em all; not if this was the result. His eyes bulged as his hand clamped around the soap, sending the slippery block flying across the shower room. The Pokemon seemed to be trying to escape his rear: he could feel it trying to pull itself out, then, for some reason, flying back in. At first he thought it was a rogue Kakuna, he wondered curiously what it was and if some other Pokemon was pushing it. He moved his hand around to try and grab it, to pull it out, but instead.. he found Brock.