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Zelda, Zebra & Z-Man.

JAMOS

Australia

Where did FSM come from? You may ask.

Another Solar System? Another Galaxy? Another GOD?

No.

He came from the Z-Man, father of FSM, husband of WoMan. He is more pro than the Masterer, the Pwnerer, and even your GOD. (depending on you religious affiliation). The pair met through a console game, SSB (Super Smash Brothers), era's ago and rivaled each other in their Spectacular skills and elaborate Fancy maneuvers. The attraction was instaneous after a 5 hour battle of even draw's where both died of simultaneous fatal death combos. After, a night in RL's Pleasuretown, FSM was created. As one can see, FSM is a combination of the two most Pro Gamers of the Entire Universe of Games and is not one of kind. In fact, there are TWO FSM's on Planet Earth and they both roam the society of games and RL for fun and fulfilment. However, fulfilment cannot be achieved unless we find our opposite sex partners. Twin's of course. Until then, the twin FSM's shall game side by side forever more, surrounded by a herd of Zebra bodyguards.

PS. Note that the Zebra bodyguards have been passed on by the Z-Man from his will to the twins FSM for further protection from nothing, except Zelda, for he is the younger brother, our uncle, of WoMan. An evil brother who seeks to out-do his nephews.

We are able to completely obliterate enemies, and gain 'le chicks'! Now, we train and still kick ass, solving lifes mysteries such as why 1 + 1 = 2 and halting Zelda's production of pure evil. May god have mercy on your soul if you dare oppose FSM.

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