In Girth we trust

We are Narwhal's Girth. A laid back GG clan, that I, William Shatner have set up for the holidays between uni semesters, the clan is welcome to anyone who was a Beermonkey's regular or anyone who plays GG to have fun, not just have a team of Jazza's.

This is a socially focused clan, the skill of a player is almost unimportant. We will be looking for some laid back players, we are looking to get a rather decent sized group, so that we'll always be good for a scrim

scrim record:

FLG 1-2 :D won our first scrim
they have re-fueled there egos after
beating us while our team was all
"intoxicated"
NBK 0-1

DC^ 1-0

Ap.# 0-2

AZ 1-0 (very angry lads)

sG 1-0

Next[G] 1-0

Marvel 1-1

[F.O.S] 1-0

tkaht 1-0

DOA 0-1

If you wish to scrim us, you must choose either shotty or funtimes cause we will refuse to do both, they are not the only 2 non-biased maps in GG, and if you say anything about "tourny maps" you must be as downie as LeThalz


Server Rules. (Subject to change =D )

1.any admin who was a former Beermonkey must be listened to, they answer only to Shatner.

2.You must always appreciate a fine girth (This is a bannable offence)

3.Balls must be present when holding that mic. button, with exceptions to anyone with permission from an admin, or they are female, (yes, there are some....very few, but still some)

4.No playing music over the mic, everyone is entitled to their own musical tastes and distastes, therefore there will always be someone who wont appreciate the music, if you want to listen to shitty techno or any crap like that it's called MEDIA PLAYER, no exceptions, unless it's the Narwhal song or Wololo!

5.Jubei is Jubei, you can't really stop him, if you try and you're an admin, you will probably lose it if you do.

6. if it is a weekend night, (friday or saturday) at least half the team should be drinking, these drinks must be alcoholic nature aswell....otherwise you're not a man, if a sunday night, it's acceptable for only 1 or 2 to be drinking. exception being foxy....she's too good for alcohol, apparently?

7. If admin says knife only.....you better knife only, 1st punishment is freeze entire offending team and all are slapped to 1hp, 2nd offence is a 10 minute ban, each subsequent office the ban duration is doubled.

8. The "Jessie" rule:

Jessie is awesome, Respect her or die.