YO DAWG, WE HEARD U LIKE PLAYIN GAMES ONLINE, SO WE PUT FUCKING AMERICANS ON THIS PLANET, CREATED LAG!, MAKE NZ PRICKS THAT FUCK SHEEP AND ANNOY YOU, LET LITTLE FUCKING KIDS PLAY SO THAT CAN BURST UR EAR DRUMS WITH THEIR HIGHBALLSIES VOICE AND MADE ME! BAHAHAHAH