Mom: Why is the dogs back wet?
Me: i dont know
Mom: Was it raining?
Me: No it was just raining on the floor
Mom: what?
Me: (realizing what i just said) i mean it is drizzling out
Mom: oh, must have stopped now
Me: what?





Me: Hey Kenny.
Voice: Huh?
Me: What?
Voice: Alex?
Me: Kenny?
Voice: No. It's Dad.
Me: Oh. Where's Kenny?
Voice: What?
Me: Is Kenny there?
Voice: What are you talking about.
Me: Oh. Uhm. Sorry. I meant to call Kenny.
Voice: Oh... Okay...
*silence*
Me: Bye.



Me and my cousins went to a park near my house and we smoked about 3 fat blunts before going to McDonalds. this wasn't a convo with my parents, just with the cashier.

Me: can i get a whopper please?
Cashier: No, we don't sell those here.
Me: What? What do you mean you don't sell them here?
Cashier: This isn't burger king, man (giggles).
Me: (still pissed) what do you mean this isn't....ohhh *hahah* we're in McDonalds *hahahhah* alright, you win.



Dad - Whats that skunky smell?
Me - i dont smell anything
dad - what were you burning
Me - i was burning the hair of my hand
dad - umm ok... happy birth day
Me- Happy birth day dad

 

T4F | SleepMaster :] posted on December 24, 2009 @ 10:25am

Merry SleepMas! :D

 

|GzN³|l)arkjackl posted on June 08, 2009 @ 6:58pm

awesome pic

 

|SM| Ш☣Lƒie posted on May 08, 2009 @ 12:14am

cool pic =D

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