Glory to the first man to die!

1 18.25 oz package chocolate cake mix
1 can perpared coconut pecan frosting
3 slash 4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semisweet chocolate chips
3 slash 4 cup butter or margerine
1 and 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all-purpose flour
-dont forget garnishes such as:
fish-shaped crackers
fish-shaped candies
fish-shaped solid waste
fish-shaped dirt
fish-shaped ethyl benzine
pull and peel licorice
fish-shaped volative organic compounds
sediment-shaped sediment
candy coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)
1 cup lemon juice
alpha resins
unsaturated polyester resins
fiberglass surface resins
volatile malted-milk impoundments
9 large egg yolks
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
1 cup granulated sugar
an entry called "how to kill someone with your bare hands"
2 cups rubarb (sliced)
2 slash 3 cup granulated rubarb
1 tablespoon all-purpose rubarb
1 teaspoon grated orange rubarb
3 tablespoons rubarb (on fire)
1 large rubarb
1 cross-borehole electromagnetic imaging rubarb
2 tablespoons rubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head positioner
slaughter electric needle injector
cordless electric needle injector
injector needle driver
injector needle gun
cranial caps
*and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents(asians), and gas and odor control chemicals that will deoderize and preserve putrid tissue*