I love trees so fucking much and I want to hug them and then just keep them in a jar forever. Yeah. I also would like to marry your sister while you're on eternal vacation on your coffin. That's pretty much it. Well, not all.. I'd also like to steal your life, soul and also your very own personality. I like to draw and write poems, especially about you. Yeah, that's right. Look into bush next to you, that's ANSSI inside it. I'm stalking you all the time, and you can't do anything about it.. well, you can, get a shotgun, but you wouldn't do that, right? I'm such a sexy young man that stalks you, you wouldn't dare to shoot me.. or othervise I'll eat you... alongwise with your sofa.. and soda machine. Haha! I'm also a great pedophile of ancient mysteries, and thus you'll stand no chance against my balls of steel. That's why you'll meet up with a terrible fate if you cross me. That's right.
A. Terrible. Fate.

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